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Mr. Feng Shui's Folk Anecdotes

Mr. Feng Shui's Folk Anecdotes

Set against the tumultuous backdrop of China's Republican Era (1912-1949), this novel chronicles the uncanny adventures of Li Beidou, a feng shui master born under a portentous celestial alignment. His birth coincided with the winter solstice—a liminal moment of cosmic transition between Yin and Yang—marked by an omen: every black dog in the village went mad, hurling themselves to their deaths beneath the ancient huai tree at the village entrance. Hailing from a lineage of funeral attire shopkeepers who clothed the dead, Beidou's destiny shifted during a feverish delirium when he encountered the Yin-Inquiring Matriarch, a spectral figure who inducted him into the shadowed arts bridging the mortal realm and the afterlife. The narrative weaves through encounters with Yin Arts—esoteric rituals to commune with spirits—and the perilous Nine Yin Techniques, a forbidden corpus of necromantic lore. Each chapter unravels bizarre phenomena: sentient funeral paper effigies, geomantic curses haunting ancestral tombs, and markets where the dead barter with spirit coins. Blending historical verisimilitude with supernatural intrigue, the story illuminates the clandestine world of Yin-Yang practitioners—custodians of cosmic balance—through Beidou's trials. From exorcising poltergeists in Shanghai's jazz-age parlors to decoding cryptic feng shui patterns in war-torn villages, his journey reveals how the veil between worlds grows thin in times of human strife.
Fantasy
19 Chs
Anecdotes, funny novels, recommendations
There were a few funny novels that he could recommend. First of all," Strange Stories of Abnormal Humans " was a light-hearted and funny novel. The plot was very interesting, and it could make you laugh like a pig or a goose. Secondly," I Open a Pawnshop in the World " was also a novel that combined folk mysteries and the distortions of human nature in the real world. The author brought you to understand the mysteries from a first-person perspective, and it was also very funny. Other than that, there were also novels like " Strange News and Strange Records,"" Strange News of Gold and Stone,"" Strange News of the Ancient Times," and other strange stories that could be recommended as jokes.
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2025-01-11 06:14
Funny Virginity - Related Anecdotes
There's a story about a girl who planned to lose her virginity on a special holiday. However, she got food poisoning that day and spent the whole time in the bathroom. She was so disappointed at first, but later she found it hilarious how things went so wrong. When she finally did have that moment, it was much more low - key and she could laugh about the whole ordeal.
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2024-12-06 05:59
Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes and Funny Anecdotes
Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.
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2024-10-27 04:35
What are some xanax - related funny anecdotes?
A friend of mine took xanax once and tried to sing along to the radio. But instead of singing the right words, he just made up his own gibberish that kind of rhymed. It was so funny to watch.
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2024-12-10 13:25
Girlfriend teases friend: Funny anecdotes in friendship.
Once, a girlfriend teased her friend about being a coffee addict. She said, 'You run on coffee more than your car runs on gas!'. Her friend then invited her to a coffee - tasting event she knew about. They had a great time exploring different coffee flavors and learning about coffee culture together.
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2024-12-08 01:59
What are some funny anecdotes related to Chester Arthur?
A funny anecdote about Chester Arthur is that he was famous for his elaborate moustache. One day, a strong wind blew while he was outside, and his moustache got all ruffled up. He tried to fix it in a hurry, but it just made it look even funnier, like a little furry animal trying to escape from his face. His friends had a good laugh about it.
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2024-10-30 02:00
Can you share some funny anecdotes story?
Here's one. There was a little girl who was always very curious. One day, she saw her mother putting on makeup. She asked if she could try. Her mother said yes. So she put lipstick all over her face and then looked at herself in the mirror and said, 'Mom, I look like a clown!' Her mother just laughed and took a picture to remember that funny moment.
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2024-11-11 02:18
Share some russian jokes anecdotes and funny stories.
Here's one. A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality. 'Surely he was English,' said the Englishman. 'Look at the precision of the bone structure in his body.' 'Nonsense,' said the Frenchman. 'Adam was a Frenchman. Just think of his love of women.' 'Adam was Russian without a doubt,' declared the Russian. 'Only a Russian could have looked at a woman and thought she was some kind of food and be tempted to eat her.'
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2024-11-06 04:45
What are some funny anecdotes about Bill Gates?
One anecdote is that Bill Gates was at a dinner party. He was trying to pour himself a glass of wine, but the bottle slipped and some wine spilled on the table. He just looked at it and said, 'Well, that's my donation to the tablecloth cleaning fund.' Everyone at the party laughed. It showed his ability to laugh at himself in a simple, everyday situation.
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2024-11-18 11:46
What are some funny anecdotes about David Bowie?
Bowie was once at a party and he started doing an impromptu dance that was a crazy mix of different styles. It was so unexpected and hilarious that all the guests stopped what they were doing and just watched him. He didn't care at all and just kept on dancing.
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2024-12-15 01:31
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