funny jail sayings

Tristan Quain committed crimes for his girlfriend for three years, but was abandoned on the day he was released from prison. Once the Dragon King awakened, the world was shocked!

Three years ago, Zhou Yang was deceived by his ex-wife's family out of a billion-dollar fortune and spent three years in prison, during which his parents at home suffered humiliation and endured endless torture. During his incarceration, he devoted himself to cultivating his skills, mastering the art of healing, and achieving godlike status in martial arts. Three years later, the king returned, determined to repay kindness and take vengeance!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Su Xuan transmigrated into a parallel world and became a police officer! At his ex-girlfriend's wedding, Su Xuan boldly took out the handcuffs, offering the groom a three-day tour of the police station! Ex-girlfriend asked, "Su Xuan, have you gone crazy? If you wanted to disrupt the wedding, shouldn't you just take me? What's with arresting my husband?" With the Divine Criminal-Capturing System, Su Xuan would receive rewards for apprehending criminals! With targeted investigations, no criminals could escape! While taking a bus, he casually caught a pickpocket. While strolling through a shopping mall, he stumbled upon a human trafficking scene. While getting a salary card replacement, he accidentally became a hostage... While other police officers were still patrolling the streets, Su Xuan had already become a hot topic in the news, a formidable force in apprehending criminals. The criminals asked in disbelief, "Does this police officer have tracking devices planted on us?" The police officers cried out, "Hey dude, give us a chance, please!"

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Breaking news! Miss Jasmine Troy of the Troy family has been released from prison?  Rumors have it that she was an unimpressive village girl who received no favor from her family. She not only lacked talent but also suffered the humiliation of a broken engagement with the Gordon family. However, secretly, she was a god-like presence in prison, and even the prison warden would bow and pay her respect! The first time she met Barron Ford, she was a fearless racing driver. The second time they met, she was an extraordinary physician who could bring the dead back to life. The third time they met, Barron directly proposed to her. After marriage, when Jasmine's disguises kept falling one after the other, the scumbag men who had dated her in disguise were left wide-eyed and dumbfounded.  Only Barron, with a hint of triumph at the corner of his mouth, embraced his sweet wife and said, "Darling, with so many disguises, do you mind adding one more? Be the mother of my child."

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

A short, fat jailer armed with nothing but a black piglet, a bowl of braised trotters, and a blood-drenched butcher knife drags the deposed Crown Prince out of certain death. From that night on, no noble is safe beneath his blade—he carves through palace conspiracies, repays blood with blood, and becomes the true Jail Boss!