ayer vino messi meme

Un Dios Celestial fue transmigrado a un mundo diferente justo después de morir. Tras llegar a ese mundo, reside en el cuerpo de un joven apuesto con una voz mecánica en su cabeza que le proporciona misiones. También siguió diciéndole que hiciera vino todos los días. El sistema construyó una humilde tienda dentro del territorio del Imperio Ala Plateada donde los expertos de élite vagan a diario. ¿Su primera tarea fue vender... vino? Los clientes pensaban que el maestro vinatero Jiu Shen no era tan simple como parecía. Incluso su identidad y antecedentes seguían siendo un misterio para todos. También pensaban que el adorable y regordete gato blanco llamado Hielo era solo un gato doméstico normal, pero Jiu Shen sabía que en realidad era un Tigre Soberano Glacial de Décimo rango. ¡Únete a Jiu Shen en su camino para convertirse en el primer Dios del Vino!

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

In 2012, Lucas traveled back in time and became Pep Guardiola's adopted son Lucas Guardiola. Initially a midfielder, he gained the extraordinary abilities of peak Messi through the "Football King System." That year marked the pinnacle for both Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. Messi set a record with 91 goals, while Ronaldo scored 63 goals. They both dominated the football world, leaving no room for a third contender. However, this marked the beginning of a three-way rivalry among the exceptional talents.

Jacopo's hands roved down my body, and he crushed me to his chest as the kiss grew passionate. A soft moan escaped my lips as I savored the feeling of his touch. His hard frame pressed against me, and I could feel the unmistakable bulge in the crotch of his pants. "You want me even though you know how bad I am for you," he murmured against my lips, his voice rough with desire. I nodded, unable to form words. The feelings I felt for him were consuming me, and I knew there was no going back. Sophia's passion and dream was to restore art. Accepting a job from a mysterious wealthy man led her into a secretive world of the mafia, art theft, money laundering, and blood. But even with the danger that now surrounded her, Sophia chose to lose herself in the arms of the heir to the dirty empire behind it all. Could she survive the passion of the Italian mafia and their business, or will she become a victim of their world? Vendetta and Vino: Tuscan Temptations is created by Amelie Bergen, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Atrapado en su propia mente, un joven enfrenta el peso de la soledad, la pérdida y la oscuridad. Entre sueños de paisajes nostálgicos y alucinaciones reconfortantes, conoce a Luna, una presencia misteriosa que lo acompaña en su lucha interna. Mientras su mundo real se desmorona, el amor de su madre y la guía de Luna se convierten en su ancla. Esta es una historia sobre el dolor, la esperanza y el poder de los lazos invisibles que nos salvan. Una travesía íntima que te hará sentir, pensar y sanar

Víctor, el guerrero del presente elegido por el destino, ha evolucionado más allá de los límites conocidos, portando en sus manos el poder de los nuevos tiempos. Frente a él se alza Nyx’Thoran, una figura legendaria cuya existencia marcó la cima del poder en la historia universal. Su fuerza ha sido temida, venerada… e inmortalizada por generaciones. Ambos no luchan por odio ni venganza. Luchan por una verdad inevitable: solo uno puede sostener el título de “el más fuerte”. Víctor representa el avance, la evolución y la esperanza del presente. Nyx’Thoran, la perfección alcanzada por el pasado, el pináculo de lo que alguna vez fue posible. En su enfrentamiento no hay espacio para errores ni concesiones. Cada golpe sacude la historia. Cada movimiento arrastra consigo el peso de eras. En este choque titánico, más allá de la gloria y el poder, se pondrá a prueba si el presente puede superar al pasado… o si el legado de la historia aún tiene la última palabra.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

Shocking! The rough husband is the hidden master in the time-travel novel. She is the sacrificial victim for the male lead's pursuit of true love, the pitiful person who transforms grief and indignation into motivation, the obsessive person who constantly wants to slap the male lead's face with money, the lemon essence contrasting the female lead’s gentleness and generosity. Xu Qinghuan: Emma, is this talking about me? Xu Qinghuan transmigrated into a book, into a time-travel novel written by her best friend, where her father died early, her mother remarried, and she was raised in her second uncle's home since childhood. Her cousin and fiancé are entangled? "Break off the engagement, whoever wants the central air conditioner can take it!" Her biological mother manipulates her with work? Isn't it just going to the countryside? The Great Northeast's black land is fertile, where every year you can lie on the heated kang and eat for half the year. Which corporate slave wouldn’t love it? Most importantly, there is a big shot she wants to cling to. Jiang Xingye is someone that even the male lead admires, the future global richest man, the hidden master in the book. After going to the countryside, Xu Qinghuan goes straight to Jiang Xingye. Her original plan was to be a little follower for the big shot and never thought of developing an inappropriate relationship with him. When the man gruffly raises his eyebrows and coaxingly tells her to hold on a little longer, she only wants to ask: What about being wealthy and detached? What about having a strong career ambition and no time for romance? What about being a 007 workaholic who doesn’t even return home?