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In modern day Japan, the warriors of the past still exist! Tokyo Heights Academy is not just your ordinary private school--it's where young samurai and shinobi go to learn their way and eventually fight against the rebel clans that have defied the government. Enter Ikkei Kagemori, a baseball star turned promising young samurai with a goal to make his father and family proud. When Fujiko Shimazu, a descendent of a legendary noble clan, meets Ikkei, the two realize their fates are bound by a red hot rivalry that could change the entire country--and possibly the entire world. Follow, Ikkei, Fujiko and friends through a action packed high school shonen adventure where rivals and dangerous enemies await around every corner!

Blake is perfect. Well, at least he looks that way. His hair is thick. His features are nice. Everyone loves him, and to Blake's frustration, everyone falls in love with him, or at least they say they do.<br><br>Then something happens. Blake blacks out. In those most crucial of intimate moments, Blake blacks out.<br><br>After 101 horrible dates, Blake gets an offer from a man who swears he can handle him. But can sexy Jerome overlook what Blake considers to be his biggest flaw?

Lambland is a land isolated from the rest of the work, ruled by a hunting law created by the Korad. An accident put Brandon into this new world filled with hunters, cientists, mafia and a bloodthirsty leaders who rule this land like a scared group of lamb, could Brandon scape from this place or he's gonna be the begin of a revolution?

Blair Coldwell was just a student, just a listless part-time worker, in the shadow of her successful sister. She could have been content in that life, but an encounter with a vampire unlocked a power within her, and opened the door to the unknown. Like a ticking time bomb, her world fell apart and revealed the truth. With the uprising in the city, there is darkness on the horizon, and Blair is at the center. Will she step into her magic, and accept her fate, to take down the blackbloods and save the human race?

BLACK is gang group led by a kid whom his brother's death changed him completely. After his brother's death, he had no course in life but a solo walk gave him something to live for. He matured in the underworld and was taught a lot about it, that he was even trusted to lead a juvenile crew. This story is more of a South African underworld. The main character becomes a gangster at the age of 10 and lives up this life, until he catches the last breath of his life. One bullet took his soul of the books of the living.

A new world has been created.

Ikustosu is a 17 year old boy who is on the search for the man who cursed him.

Iris is seventeen when she meets Eric . The only hire to one of most dangerous groups present in the world , His hidden identity was only know to few people surrounding him for his protection . He is the FireDrake Clan . He is the death god . But for her he is " The Angry Stranger " , Her charming personality not only surprises him but also takes a huge toll over his behaviour . " Move the fuck away for me " She only frowns stepping back ,no second later pushed back into his body . " You are gonna die staying near me Iris " He said kissing her deeply . Publisher：i&i Publisher

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."