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The Crown Prince of the Capital brought a woman back home, hiding her from sight and pampering her to the skies. Rumor has it she's just a bumpkin from the countryside, pretty but utterly useless. Capital city buzzes: Just a vase rising through beauty alone. When the college entrance examination results are released, why is the name of the national top scorer that very 'vase'? At the gathering for the Association of Painters' new apprentices, why is she standing next to the Chairman? ... As various disguises are unveiled, everyone is silenced, wishing they could hide. Who the hell said she was just a vase? Stand up! A certain lady, bullied, covers her hands and cries in pain. Lord Chen comforts her: My lovely wife is so beautiful and moving, why would you bully her? People, with anger they dare not express, cover their faces. Please make it clear, who is the one being bullied!

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

[Demonic Path Cultivation + Cold-Blooded + Ruthless + Eerie Immortal Path] [Male protagonist is a regular man, has women but no main female lead.] Xu Sanyan, born as a horse bandit, understands the harsh truth that human life is as insignificant as grass. Kill, or be killed. To survive, he cuts off his compassion, unleashing his darkest self. For a single cultivation technique, he slaughtered a city and wiped out villages. For a spell manual, he cut down those he once cherished. From the "Blood Demon Corpse Refining Technique" to the "Soul-Condensing Ghost Art," his cold blade drips with countless lives. In a world like this, he knows reliance on others is futile. Xu Sanyan’s only desire is to wield his blade and cultivate his inner strength to claim the celestial fruits beyond the Nine Heavens. Translator's Note: if you think this story might be similar to Korean "Demon Sect" stories then be warned because the themes explored in this novel maybe too graphic and inappropriate for certain audiences. Although I have seen reviews on my previous novel (RDC) stating that it wasn't as demonic as the synopsis made it out to be. But since I am bringing this to you, I feel this is my responsibility to put in this disclaimer. Still in the beginning phases of translation, so I don't know how true the synopsis is to the story. If you do find it to your tastes don't forget to leave a 5-star review. Read ahead on Pa.treon@CindelTL

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

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Cassandra Davis is a good girl and a Highschool senior .She is expected to reach great heights and become a doctor like her parents, but all this change when her childhood friend started to live across the street and thought her to how to break the rules to get the golden boy of their school.

In order to live again, Xi Sheng merged with a task-taker system. They hop in the whole multiverse to save her other selves from being obliterated, as well as saving the world. She only wanted to save herself and... Screw the system, but how did it become like this? Unknown Entity, crying: I really really love you! I will die if you leave me! Xi Sheng: Die then! Unknown Entity: This daughter-in-law only married your son, so I can stay with your side! Xi Sheng: Son! Your Mother is being coveted by your wife! Unknown Entity: I fall in love with a person, not with their gender! Senior, please be with me! Xi Sheng: I suddenly want to become a priest. Unknown Entity: When I was alive, only I can think about was you. Now that I am dead, I'm still unwilling to let you go! Horrified, Xi Sheng took out a talisman worth of billions of points and said shakily: Your mom! I.. I'm n...n...not scared of g...g...g...ghost! .......... Warning: The novel is very slow-paced so you might get bored while reading. It also contains sensitive topics. You are warned.

Long time ago, a prophet named Elijah was ascended to heaven by a fiery horse-drawn chariot. He was known to be a prophet who defeated the prophets of Baal at Mouth Carmel. Baal, a storm god, was a god who has been worshipped by the Canaanites, who apparently considered as fertility deity and one of the most essential gods in the pantheon. However, not all prophets have died; there was one wounded, pale-stricken prophet who escaped on that night and his named was Hazural. This prophet was totally persistent and devoted about his belief that there is only one god and that was Baal. He went from places to places, and taught false belief from generation to generation until they have built a kingdom named Vlanteorr. Vlanteorries started to abduct woman and wanted to rule over the world. God was not pleased to this kingdom, reason why he summoned Prophet Elijah for a special mission on Earth. Then, Elijah was descended with the fiery horse-drawn chariot.

The worst thing to happen to me was a horse. A horse, you asked? Yes, a one of a kind, a Belgian Draft talking mare named Elly. I was separated from my platoon after a unexpected firefight when she captured me against my will. Who was this talking mare and why does she want anything to do with me, a lowly corporal in the US Army during America's invasion of Iran. She said she needed my help and wouldn't take no for an answer. Nor will she let me out of her sight, even for a moment. Better to stick with her I reasoned than take my chances with local residents and roaming militia on the hunt for lone American soldiers like me in the besieged city of Ahvaz. When I do finally get back to my platoon the first question they'll ask is; "James Smelly, what the hell have you been doing with that horse."

Vayuvijay was hailed by all as the blessing of almighty upon Ethar,. Just, Humble, Kind, Shrewd, patient and intelligent, he was an emperor who had all the qualities. The Ideal Ruler of the Ethar, he was called. Little did he know that while he strove for the prosperity of his people, the world as he knew was about to end. When the Supreme Operator had created Ethar, he had feared that his nemesis Eaval would attempt to corrupt it. After all wherever there is Good, evil follows. What happens when Eaval finds a human vessel ? A vessel whom Vayuvijay can never destroy. A vessel set out to destroy humanity. A vessel set out to unleash the wrath of Eaval. A vessel whom even the Supreme Operator cannot defeat. Will Humanity be able to defeat this vessel of Eaval, or will they succumb to its wrath? Vayuvijay and Manyata are blessed with two daughters, each with a prophecy to fulfill. As Vayuvijay embarks on a dangerous voyage around the five lands of Ethar with his two daughters on the persuasion of the royal council, little does he know that he may loose one of them forever.