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I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

She didn't want anything to do with another man in her life until she crossed paths with Sam Thompson, a handsome heart throb and an heir to a well known business man who's willing to take the chance and break all her walls introducing her to a whole new level of being loved. Freya thinks life will never give her a chance of being happy and she'll never find love but this time it comes at her door step. Life gives her a second chance at being happy and finding true love but she's too blind to see that. Her eyes are clouded by the tears of the things that have brought her down. But will she be able to see what life has given her or keep on making her past give her the reasons of being unhappy. After her breakup with her long time sweetheart , well what she tought and considered to be one while in reality it was the opposite of that . Her world falls apart but is later crumbled into dust when her mother is brutally murdered at her anniversary celebration. Later on they come for her . Will she see what's coming for her? Will she let Sam love her or keep dwelling in her past? (So near from getting all the answers to her questions but blinded by the past. )

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

If the world has millions of virgins, I am one of them. If the world has ten virgins, I am one of them. If the world has only one virgin, then that’s me. And if the world has no virgins left, it must mean I’m no longer on Earth. That pretty much sums me up. My luck with women was so pathetic that even on my 25th, I hadn’t held a woman’s hand. Well, except my mom’s. And even that ended when my parents died in an accident and left me alone. But by some twist of fate, I ended up meeting a goddess and was chosen to be her Saint. And not just any Saint, but a Saint whose mission was to spread my seeds- ahem, to spread a teaching of the concept of freedom to love and lust. “Yes, my time has finally come!” That was my first thought. Until I realized I had been sent to a kingdom with strict laws, a conservative society, and a population devoted to the orthodox Church. If I weren’t careful, I likely would end up burned at the stake before I could enjoy any fruits of my labor. Now I had to worry about getting found out by husbands whose wives I bedded, boyfriends whose girlfriends I stole, clergymen whose priestesses I seduced.

Volume 1 Eilor witnessed the end—how his companions fell one by one, corrupted, consumed by a terror impossible to face. Just before losing everything, he crossed a threshold: a space of light. A memory. A decision. Now he has awakened in the past, with all his memories, and a single conviction: to make sure history does not repeat itself.

Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon. 　　 His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)! 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift) 　　 Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but! 　　 Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s…… 　　 The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed. 　　 Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had! 　　 And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao 　　 Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me. 　　 After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous! 　　 Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!