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can a dog eat mayonnaise

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The Fate Of The World Is In My Hands, But All I Want To Do Is Eat!

The Fate Of The World Is In My Hands, But All I Want To Do Is Eat!

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'
Fantasy
449 Chs
QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!
Fantasy
318 Chs
Wait! How Did The Stray Dog I Picked Up Turn Into A Man?!

Wait! How Did The Stray Dog I Picked Up Turn Into A Man?!

Micheal has had the worst luck ever since he was born. And that bad luck seemed to follow him even till adulthood. What could someone who was in his early 30s hope to accomplish when nothing ever seemed to be going well for him? He hated everyone and everything. He felt betrayed and hated by the universe itself. But even as he sought to end his own miserable life, he still took compassion on the wounded stray dog he found on the roadside and took it home. But who would’ve thought he would find a grown-ass man who was way bigger than him, tanned and so handsome with a good body, on his bed the next morning after waking up, claiming to be the dog he took home and not just that, he was claiming to be an Alpha and a werewolf shapeshifter. The world was suddenly upside down. What more did he need to hear for him to throw this dangerous man out of his house? Only, he couldn’t be so cruel because this man had no memories of who he really was and thus, he had nowhere to go. Stuck in a predicament, Micheal decides to take him in, only for the time being. So long he obediently did everything he asked, it was okay. But it’s not over yet as Micheal gets visited every night by this man who has a peculiar sleepwalking habit where he gets ‘intimate’ with Micheal. Just where will this cohabitation between a regular human, who was fed up with life, and an Alpha, who was desperate to stay safe while he was regaining his memories, lead?
LGBT+
201 Chs
Can a dog eat fruits?
Yes, some dogs can eat certain fruits like apples or bananas in moderation. But not all fruits are safe for them.
3 answers
2025-11-08 01:44
Can you share some mayonnaise horror stories?
A mayonnaise horror story I heard was at a picnic. People were making sandwiches and one of the jars of mayo had some kind of strange lumps in it. No one knew what they were, but it was really off - putting. Also, there was a story about a restaurant where the mayo on a burger was so runny that it made the whole bun soggy and unappetizing. There was also a case where a kid smeared mayo all over the walls as a prank and it was a nightmare to clean up.
2 answers
2024-11-26 07:45
What is the plot of the 'dog eat dog' manhwa?
It's a story about intense competition and survival in a harsh world. The characters face various challenges and have to outsmart each other to come out on top.
3 answers
2025-06-12 01:13
Are fries with mayonnaise mentioned in Pulp Fiction?
As far as I can remember, Pulp Fiction doesn't have any explicit mention of fries with mayonnaise. However, given the movie's detailed and immersive nature, it could be that there are background details or off - hand references that might include such a food combination. But without a very thorough analysis or re - watching, it's hard to say for certain.
1 answer
2024-12-14 10:14
What is the connection between mayonnaise and cartoons?
Well, I don't think there's a direct connection. But maybe in a really creative and wacky cartoon, mayonnaise could be used in a funny or unexpected way.
2 answers
2025-06-07 14:33
Does the dog eat fruit?
Yes, some dogs do eat fruit. It depends on the type of fruit and the dog's taste preferences.
2 answers
2025-05-07 07:20
What is the theme of the 'dog eat dog' comic strip?
The theme could be about competition or survival in a harsh environment. Maybe it shows how individuals struggle to outdo each other.
2 answers
2025-07-25 18:13
Where can I find happy mayonnaise cartoon clipart?
You can try searching on free stock image websites like Pixabay or Unsplash. They often have a variety of clipart options.
3 answers
2025-08-28 02:31
Did Pulp Fiction popularize mayonnaise on fries?
It's possible that Pulp Fiction contributed to the popularity of mayonnaise on fries to some extent. The movie has a cult following and people often imitate things they see in movies they love. So, if a character in Pulp Fiction enjoys mayonnaise on fries, fans might be more likely to give it a shot.
2 answers
2024-11-04 17:19
What are the most interesting king mayonnaise stories?
I haven't heard of many 'king mayonnaise stories' so it's difficult to say which are the most interesting. But if there were, perhaps a story about how King Mayonnaise was used in a royal banquet would be cool. It could have been a secret ingredient that made all the dishes stand out.
2 answers
2024-12-12 19:59
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