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"Don't touch there, it's dirty..." Su Yanyun flushes. The man smiles slightly and wipes the mud stains on her feet. "My baby, it's not dirty." Overnight, Young Master Yi changes from being a clean freak who is unable to even get close to his relatives to being desensitized and doting on this little woman of unknown origins. "Hubby, the baby in my belly is calling you!" Even if he has to cross half of Earth, Young Master Yi would still fly back overnight. "Boohoo, Hubby, they called the baby a bastard!" Capture all the scums who spread this rumor! "Hubby, I want to bring our baby on a trip!" Young Master Yi: "Don't forget to bring your luggage." "Which one?" "Me."

In a world where magic is forbidden and witches are hunted, Ashlynn Blackwell has hidden her mark of the witch since birth. The night of her wedding she's betrayed and her secret is exposed. Attacked by her husband and his knights, Ashlynn was abandoned and left for dead in the wilderness. Rescued by the vampire lady Nyrielle, Ashlynn is offered a choice: die as a human or embrace her power as a witch. Bound by a mystical blood pact, Ashlynn is plunged into a world of ancient magic, immortal vampires, and deadly political intrigue for the chance to find eternal love. [Bronze Winner: Weekly Love Tales - Vampire] [Book of the Month: September/October 2024]

This is the tale of a boy dreaming about infinity as a human! Found abandoned in a stable, Shirone is the son of a hunter—and a peasant through and though. Despite hardships, he’s a genius that manages to learn to read by himself and becomes obsessed with it. Brimming with genius talent, he goes to the city with his father, where he learns about magic— beginning his journey as an explosive rising star! (I'm just translating this, this novel and all its rights belongs to the Author: Kim ChiWoo김치우).

"Come here, little one!" "No way!" What to do when the wife is angry? The big-shot CEO is filthy rich, showering her with extravagant displays of love every day! Today a luxury car, tomorrow a mansion, the day after a private jet... In a media interview: "What was the most expensive gift you have given your wife?" "So far, our son!" "You treat your wife so well, she must surely love you!" CEO laughs confidently, "Without a doubt!" Arriving home, his delicate wife throws a divorce contract at him, "Dongfang Yu, sign this!" "Hai Xiaotang, all you think about is divorce. Don't think I can't handle you!" The CEO, full of fury, cracks his knuckles, "A washboard, an abacus, a keyboard, a durian...choose one!" "Durian!" The CEO ends up kneeling on the durian with a thud!

``` "Kemari, sayang!" "Tidak mau!" Apa yang harus dilakukan ketika istri marah? CEO kaya raya itu memberinya hadiah mewah tanpa henti setiap hari! Hari ini mobil mewah, besok mansion, lusa jet pribadi... Dalam sebuah wawancara media: "Apa hadiah termahal yang pernah Anda berikan pada istri Anda?" "Sejauh ini, anak kita!" "Anda memperlakukan istri Anda dengan baik sekali, pasti dia sangat mencintai Anda!" CEO tertawa percaya diri, "Tanpa ragu!" Sampai di rumah, istri yang manja melemparkan kontrak perceraian kepadanya, "Dongfang Yu, tanda tangani ini!" "Hai Xiaotang, yang kamu pikirkan hanya perceraian. Jangan kira aku tidak bisa mengatasi kamu!" CEO yang penuh amarah, mengatupkan tinju, "Sebuah papan cuci, sebuah sempoa, sebuah keyboard, sebuah durian...pilih salah satu!" "Durian!" CEO itu akhirnya berlutut di atas durian dengan dentuman! ```

"Vem aqui, pequena!" "De jeito nenhum!" O que fazer quando a esposa está brava? O poderoso CEO é podre de rico, cobrindo-a de demonstrações extravagantes de amor todos os dias! Hoje um carro de luxo, amanhã uma mansão, depois um jato particular... Em uma entrevista para a mídia: "Qual foi o presente mais caro que você deu para sua esposa?" "Até agora, nosso filho!" "Você trata sua esposa tão bem, ela com certeza deve te amar!" CEO ri confiante, "Sem dúvida!" Ao chegar em casa, sua delicada esposa joga um contrato de divórcio nele, "Dongfang Yu, assine isto!" "Hai Xiaotang, tudo que você pensa é em divórcio. Não pense que não sei lidar com você!" O CEO, cheio de fúria, estala os nós dos dedos, "Uma tábua de lavar, um ábaco, um teclado, um durian... escolha um!" "Durian!" O CEO acaba ajoelhando-se sobre o durian com um baque!

Transmigrating into a mystical and eerie world, Fan Wu gains a special ability: a system to allocate attribute points! By slaying demons and monsters, he earns points to enhance his own attributes! From then on, a peculiarly muscular Taoist priest appears in this supernatural world. Facing trembling demons and monsters, Fan Wu reveals a ferocious grin. "Your purity is too low! "System, enhance my stats!"

Many people wish to be transported to another world, beautiful women, supernatural powers, adventures and the list continues. But what happens when you are born in a place where almost everyone see you as a tool, which turned out to be useless for their purposses. Falling into the depths of despair after losing what he cared for the most, the unmistakable sound of a notification changed his destiny and the one of all the planes of existence, but was it for the good... or not? "The host's current body is too shitty for the system, physical reformation in progress", "physical reformation complete, as a one time reward for surviving the host might ask the system for a wish". Follow Daimon on his journey through a world where the existences called "Gods" are only higher ranked mages. ------------------------------------ Achievement rewards: 300 power stones= 1 extra chapters (The reward chapters will be posted on the week, on a random day) ----------------------------------- If You like monsters folklore and cute girls then be my guest ----------------------------------- The cover is not mine, so all the credit for the right owner ----------------------------------- The story will have a lot of dark elements so if you don't have stomach for that then I suggest you to leave, oh also i'm quite a pervert myself so be prepared for that (NO NTR). ---------------------------------- Finally, enjoy the story and if you like it please do support me with your golden tickets, power stones and reviews they will help me a lot.

[ Completed Novel ] Aku akan menikahimu dengan satu syarat: Pernikahan kita harus dirahasiakan! Carolina Akai adalah seorang mahasiswi yang tidak sengaja memasuki kamar hotel lain ketika sedang berpesta dengan teman-temannya. Di dalam kamar itu, dia tidak sengaja melakukan cinta satu malam. Awalnya Carolina berpikir dia tidak akan menemui pria berambut merah itu lagi, tapi siapa yang mengira bahwa pria berambut merah itu adalah CEO sementara perusahaan tempat dia akan melakukan magang? Dan yang lebih parahnya lagi, pria itu ternyata adalah Aktor Korea Selatan, membuat kehidupan kampus Carolina yang tadinya tenang, kini dikelilingi oleh fans-fans pria itu yang ingin meminta bantuannya! Ethan Nam sama sekali tidak mengira dia akan bertemu dengan wanita yang tiba-tiba masuk ke kamarnya dan menggodanya di kantor milik papanya! Melihat wanita itu yang berpura-pura tidak mengenalnya setelah mereka menghabiskan malam yang begitu menyenangkan, Ethan merasa kesal dan terus memanggil anak magang itu ke ruangan miliknya. Tiba-tiba Ethan mengetahui bahwa anak magang itu ternyata hamil setelah apa yang mereka lakukan dan bersedia untuk bertanggung jawab dengan menikahinya. Tapi bukannya Carolina langsung setuju dan berterima kasih karena Ethan mau bertanggung jawab, wanita itu memberikan syarat bahwa dia akan menikahinya jika pernikahan mereka dilakukan secara rahasia? Kira-kira bagaimanakah kehidupan pernikahan Ethan dan Carolina yang terjadi karena sebuah kecelakaan? Apakah pernikahan itu akan berlangsung lama? Lalu kenapa Carolina ingin merahasiakan pernikahan mereka? Bagaimana dengan karir Ethan yang merupakan seorang aktor di Korea Selatan? Apakah karirnya akan baik-baik saja ketika dia memutuskan untuk menikah padahal dia adalah aktor yang baru terkenal? *** Perhatian! Dalam beberapa bab ada konten dewasa, di awal-awal cerita tidak terlalu vulgar (?) tapi di akhir-akhir mulai ada vulgarnya xD Diharapkan para pembaca bijak dalam membaca! Cek ceritaku yang lain yang berbahasa Indonesia: 1. Genius Wife & Superstar Husband 2. Kisah Cinta Vampir Wanita

The Venerable Xiang Yu, an eccentric villainous half-blood demon King was infamous in both the demon and human realm for being a cold-blooded ruthless devil that could kill with no remorse. Demons and humans feared him, cultivators wanted him as a trophy and the immortals saw him as a thorn in their side. The only reason he didn't get smote by the Heavenly King's searing lightning of divine wrath that could kill all mortals and immortals was because he kept the deadliest demons in check maintaining peace between the two realms. Despite his reputation, he had a small cult following in the human realm. They took him as their deity for his selfless acts of benevolence. Such rare selfless acts led him to rescue the fallen immortal Han Xin. But his benevolence became his downfall. Condemned to death, he faced an impossible choice: serve the Heavenly King or die with no marked grave. Xiang Yu: Hahaha... death isn't so bad after all. Heavenly King: You... Han Xin: Wife, you can't escape even in death. At least when you are alive you have a chance to run. Xiang Yu: QAQ...