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Qin Mu had been reborn and awakened a system. When he saw people and things without principles, Qin Mu decided not to ignore them anymore. "DING! Congratulations, Host, for making choice 3. Take the scam call seriously, making the scammer initiate a police report and fall into their own trap, and activating the Seriousness System!" "DING! Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the Advanced Voice Disguise skill!"

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

An odd cohabitation. Her dream house is his home. Could two strangers live together peacefully? Yoon Ma Ri is a Korean nurse who grew up in the Philippines. Ri Tae Yoon is a Seoul detective tasked to capture a serial killer. She bought a house in Jeju Island while he came back to his old Jeju house. Turns out, the dream house that Ma Ri bought and Tae Yoon's old house is the same house. Will this fateful meeting create two mortal enemies? Or will it mean something more? Update: Every Monday/Tuesday

Hitose Matsuri He was a boy who had Everything In Life Blessed with Power, Looks, Intellect, Riches and Fame... Except for one thing...women Wanting to Try to Learn Interacting with them, He then bought the Dating Sim [Constantine: Le Rhapsodia] but when he was about to start the playthrough *bang* was The last thing he had heard, but for what he remembered *Click* [Load New Game] Was the Clicking Sound of a button "Welcome, Otherworlder" He didn't know what he was but he thought of himself as something... Something Different, Abnormal, Peculiar, Not easily Classified as something... An [Anomaly]... an Anomaly came forth but witnessed by no one... Has entered this world Tags: Action, Seinen, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Martial Arts, Harem, Battle Academy, Game Elements, Swords and Magic, Dungeons and Monsters, R-18, Handsome Male Lead, Beautiful Female Lead, Multiple Love Interests, Loyal Subordinates, Hardworking Protagonist, Shameless Protagonist, Reincarnated Into Game world, Royalty, Unique Weapon User, Polygamy Licensed by A&D Entertainment.

What? Did I become an eroge character? What? I'm just a regular mob character? Why does my face look different? This is all wrong!!! Join Hatsume Haruhiro in the world of Magical x Experience (Magicero), Japan's number 1 eroge title, where he discovers all the wrong things about the world! Inspired by Magical Explorer

Isekai, sounds like a magical word for Otakus. A land filled with many exciting adventures and Beautiful People. What happens when the isekai which you have pretty looking for turns out to be something out of your expectations. After all not everything can go as I described. This the adventure of an Otaku who has wasted his life and for some reason got a second chance in his favourite isekai. Now he plans to be an Isekai Mc Op Harem Protagonist who is surrounded by beauties and have a power to destroy the world. But Reality is not so simple, Huh? Why i can only be support in the moster outbreak? Why my Brother is the one who get to save and marry the damsel in distress huh? Even though I am rich, smart and handsome why I am treated as pervert in school? This is not right! Why my isekai life is seriously messed up? ?? ------------- First Novel, Hope you guys like it Have not much confidence in grammer Hope You let it go and enjoy the read And It might contain some overused stuff. Warned you so no hard feelings Cover is not mine just a random pic from Gintama.

*He died saving the one he loved… only to awaken in a story destined to destroy him.* Mark lived a quiet, fulfilling life with his beloved wife, Emily—until the day he threw himself in front of death to save her. But instead of oblivion, Mark opens his eyes in the world of **Emily’s favorite romance-fantasy novel**—a world he knows . Only… he’s not the hero. He’s not the villain. He’s worse. He’s the **twin brother of the protagonist**, a **cannon fodder** destined to die—forgotten, discarded, and sacrificed to trigger the hero’s awakening. Armed with the story’s timeline and driven by the memory of Emily, Mark vows to change his fate. But something is wrong. Terribly wrong. The plot is broken. The protagonist has **regressed** . **New characters**—dangerous ones—begin to appear. And events that should never exist are rewriting themselves, erasing what Mark once knew. This isn’t the book Emily read. And Mark is starting to realize: **he was doomed before the first page ever turned.** To survive, he’ll need to outwit fate, uncover the truth behind this twisted world, and hold onto the one thing that keeps him human—**hope**. --- **Teaser Quote (from Mark):** *"You want me to die for his growth? Screw that. I’ve already died once—and I’m not doing it again."* --- Power Stone Goals: 100 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter 300 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapters 500 Power Stones = 3 Bonus Chapters 1000 Power Stones = 5 Bonus Chapters (Mass Release!) Golden Ticket Goals: 10 Golden Tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter 25 Golden Tickets = 2 Bonus Chapters 50 Golden Tickets = 3 Bonus Chapters 100 Golden Tickets = 5 Bonus Chapters + Special Art/Teaser

Mìkołaj Williams 16 year old going to high school tipical right? This is a reincarnation after all but this during the quarantine and yet he still manages to somehow die, even I the author didn't know, it wasn't even a house fire guess we'll never find out, but maybe God knows? Anyway the story is based in a world completely different from ours while they do have similarities between them their mostly different. Read as a guy gets reborn and grows up in this new world with the adventures that he can have are unlimited and limitless with endless power will he become arrogant, cautious, overpowered or go insane stay tuned as this new adventure unfolds. Btw pls read the Warning auxiliary volume for so disclaimers and points about this novel, and within the future the cover may change.

Pan Disalo is a woman in her 30s, with broken dreams and a broken spirit, she gave up in living for her dream, until she died by vehicular manslaughter. Upon meeting a deity, she was given a chance in another world, but due to how rude she was, she now reincarnates as a Floursack in another world.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!