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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Eastern
1254 Chs
Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---
Eastern
996 Chs
Stretch yoga story
There was a woman who started her yoga journey. She was very stiff at first. But as she practiced regularly, she gradually could stretch more and more. She learned different poses like the downward dog and the tree pose. With each stretch, she felt more relaxed and her body became more flexible over time.
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2024-11-18 09:47
Stretch fabric story
Once upon a time, a fashion designer was looking for a fabric that could stretch well for a new line of sportswear. She found a special blend of spandex and nylon. This stretch fabric was perfect as it could adapt to different body movements. It became very popular among athletes and fitness enthusiasts.
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2024-11-18 14:30
How is the quality of stretch cartoon?
The quality of stretch cartoons can vary. Some are highly detailed and visually appealing, while others might have simpler designs.
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2025-04-23 00:23
What are the best ways to stretch for fitness?
Dynamic stretching is also great. For the upper body, you can do arm circles. Swing your arms in small circles gradually increasing the size of the circles. It warms up the muscles in the shoulders and arms before a workout.
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2024-10-27 07:51
What does a stretch novel mean?
A stretch novel is basically a novel that goes beyond the usual length and scope. It could involve deep dives into various themes, multiple character arcs, and a richly textured story that keeps you engaged for a longer time.
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2024-10-14 15:42
Analysis of the 'leatherface x stretch fanfiction'
One possible analysis could be that it might explore the relationship between these two characters in a unique way. It could delve into their personalities and how they interact. For example, Leatherface is often known for his brutality in the horror context, while Stretch might have different traits. The fanfiction could be about how they form an unexpected alliance or perhaps a rivalry.
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2024-11-19 17:36
A novel recommendation for students to stretch their legs
Here are some recommendations for novels about leg stretches for students: 1. " Bamboo Horse Pushing Down Guide " was a novel with a high score of Bamboo Horse Marvin and two male leads. It was called Bamboo Horse CP and was too easy to crack. 2. " Bamboo Horse Boyfriend Is Too Paranoid " was also a sweet story in school. The two male leads were too headstrong, and the score was as high as 9.8. 3. " Senior, Come Into the Bowl " was a romantic, youthful, and pure love novel. It was about the senior that the female protagonist, Little Mud, liked, who already had a child but was married to another girl. 4. [Unrivaled Teacher's Traversing Records] was the story of an invincible teacher leading his students to roam the wilderness! 5. " The Teacher of Rebirth Turns " was a story of a student becoming a teacher!
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2024-12-27 08:32
What are the characteristics of baby stretch cartoons?
Baby stretch cartoons are known for their soft and gentle animations. They often have friendly voices and music that soothe the babies. The themes usually revolve around daily activities and basic emotions to connect with the babies' experiences.
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2025-04-17 20:51
How funny is the cartoon of the stretch desk?
The cartoon of the stretch desk is very funny. The exaggerated stretch and the expressions of the characters around it create a lot of laughs. Also, the colors and the overall design contribute to the humor.
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2025-04-19 03:51
What makes stretch cartoons funny?
Stretch cartoons are funny because they break the normal rules of physics and body proportions. The wild and wacky stretching creates a sense of absurdity that tickles our funny bones. Plus, the comical sounds and animations that accompany the stretching can enhance the comedy.
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2025-05-28 22:05
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