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[System + Time Travel + Multiple Heroines + Non-Invincible + Imperial Garden + The Protagonist is Positive] (I don’t like to enter carefully!) Lin Yu travels through the Pirate World and gets a Pirate Devil Fruit presented by the system at the beginning. The crew members can gain benefits, and if they bond with them, they can gain the opponent's abilities. In this way, Lin Yu's road to becoming king began from now on. 【Ding! Successfully formed a bond with Vinsmoke Reiju, and obtained the opponent's ability: bloodline factor transforming people] [Ding! Successfully formed a bond with Robin and obtained the opponent's ability: Huahua Fruit] Warring States: Asshole Lin Yu, return Tina and Gion. Kaido: Brat, put Runty Yamato down! Big Mom: Katakuri, where's Smoothie? Daughter Kingdom: Hey, where is the Empress? Lin Yu sat on the throne of the void, overlooking the world. "I'm the king of the world. Isn't it reasonable for Sannomiya Sixth Court?"

When a voice from the sky suddenly announces, "Well, your planet has reached Life Level 1. It's time to prove your worth! Fight or die, there are no other options! Hahahaha, this is going to be fun—at least for me! Hahahaha, good luck!" —an unimaginable nightmare begins. Extreme natural disasters, wild mutations in plants and animals, and humanity pushed to the brink of extinction. Amid the chaos, Rob—a civil engineer and devoted father—survives for ten long years, fighting tirelessly to protect his wife and children. But even after unlocking his SSS-rank ability World Devourer in the final years, it was too late. Rob became the most powerful human… only to fall defending his family from the continent’s most feared monster: the dreaded Puma of the Andes. In his final moments, a cosmic entity offers him a second chance: to return one year before the apocalypse, with all his memories intact. Now, armed with experience, strategy, and determination, Rob won’t just try to change the future—he’ll build a stronghold of hope from scratch for his family, his friends, and all of humanity. He begins rigorous physical training, smart financial moves, and the construction of a fortified base in central Chile—one of the few regions that will endure the world's end. But this new beginning won’t be easy. Past decisions, family ties, and new threats will soon come to light. Can Rob defy fate, or is he doomed to relive the same tragedy? Find out in this extraordinary story!

Simon Schneider was your regular, run-off-the-mill teenager in the 21st century earth... Except for an incurable genetic disorder that is. Desperate, his parents spent most of their savings in a controversial cryogenic project to have their son join it. Simon wakes up centuries later aboard a starship, among other humans... What he doesn't know is that society and humanity in general have changed a great deal since then. Although they've always been warlike, now it's ingrained into the culture and so is conquest ! Forcibly drafted into the Terran Empire military, Simon spends a few years fighting and killing before being betrayed by fellow soldiers, just like him. However, he miraculously survives ! Moreover, he ends up fundamentally changed... for the better !

The folks that supposedly know all about writing, publishing and printing books said, you have to tell them a little about yourself. Actually I have in the opening chapter at least. But again this is NOT supposed to be an autobiography about me, but rather the very unique experiences of my life. Naturally, some of me will creep into the pages because of how one thing led to another and then another etc. I have left a lot of the real me personal stuff out of the book on purpose for that reason. So after retiring from the military (US Air Force) after 24 pretty good years of service, I did all sorts of things but to be honest nothing was a perfect match for me. I cooked at aanEdgartown (Martha‘s Vineyard ) restaurant for a summer, drove a taxi mainly for tourists a couple oif years, worked in retail, cooked at an assisted living place, sold carpets, wood flooring, ceramic and all that for a few years. All of that was pleasureable most days, but just not me. So in 1996, remembering my service in Iceland and the litteral paradise it was in the 70‘s and 80‘s when I served there I decided to make the move. Having an Icelandic wife, that made the immigration application and approval fairly easy. Since one necessary requirement was a full time job to get a work permit. So I took a job at of all places McDonald‘s for nearly a year. A great training ground, But Iceland, like everywhere was changing, but with all the rukles and regulations about as close to slavery as busy as it was for anyone. I did announcing, finally getting on at a radio station with a show in fact three of my own over three years. But in the closing days of the century, the station changed hands a few times , managers even more frequently and someone discovered that if you taped stuff, ran computer programs and automated most of the time, you didn‘t have to pay salaries just the electric bill. So that ended the last day of 1999 when a new contract was offerred at about half pay. I declined. Then I went into tourism for 20 years, planning personal tours for people. That was great. It‘s an incredile beautiful country,expensive to live work and visit here but VERY worth the effort, even today. 2008 wasn‘t the only crash. My overall health declined rather suddenly, with iskemic optical neropathy, partially in both eyes, type two diabeties, high blood pressure and general unsteadiness, perhaps because of everything else. So enough about the author. If you want to know more, you‘ll have to ask. So enjoy the book, I wrote it to be enjoyed.

Synopsis In the bustling heart of New York's Madison Avenue, Kafka, a spirited and independent 29-year-old, has just opened her dream cafe, The Brewed Haven. Determined to carve out her own path away from her overbearing mother's control, Kafka seeks solace and fulfillment in her cozy cafe, a dream fueled by the lingering memories of her Father. The Brewed Haven offers warmth and comfort to those who walk through its doors. Even a cold and distant, mysterious and contradicting certain someone can't escape the allure of her caramel latte. Across the street, Greed, owner of the luxury tailoring shop Die Böse Jungen, epitomizes precision and perfection, maintaining an immaculate life and business, making him distant, workaholic, and often harsh. His meticulously ordered world leaves little room for imperfections or personal connections. He is a walking mystery, and Kafka swore to unravel them one coffee at a time. Their worlds collide when a simple mistake with a coffee order ignites Greed's ire, leading to a public confrontation that embarrasses Kafka in front of her customers. Despite the rocky start, Kafka's resilience and warmth begin to chip away at Greed's rigid exterior. She sees past his demanding nature to the lonely man underneath, while Greed is drawn to Kafka's free-spirited independence and her refusal to be controlled. As they navigate their clashing personalities and personal struggles, Kafka and Greed find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Kafka's nurturing presence helps Greed confront his deep-seated fears, while Greed's unwavering standards challenge Kafka to refine her approach to life and love. Their journey is fraught with misunderstandings and emotional turmoil as they learn to balance their polar opposite natures. Kafka's strained relationship with her mother and Greed's struggle with his secrets test their budding relationship. Will they discover that together? Can they find a harmony that neither thought possible?

In a world where heroes always win and villains are destined to lose, one man decides to flip the script. Armed with nothing but a mysterious system and a wicked sense of humor, he's on a mission to do the impossible: steal the spotlight from the chosen ones. But here's the catch - every time he takes down a hero, reality itself seems to hiccup. Suddenly, he's not just fighting overpowered protagonists; he's juggling entire storylines, each crazier than the last. From cultivation realms to modern metropolises, from ancient sects to futuristic space stations, no realm is safe from his clever schemes and insatiable appetite for chaos. As he collects powers, luck, and even the occasional unwilling sidekick, our unlikely anti-hero starts to wonder: In a multiverse where being good is a superpower, does being bad make him the greatest hero of all? Get ready for a tale that turns tropes on their head, where the bad guy is the good guy, and 'happily ever after' is just the beginning of the trouble. After all, when the system says jump, you don't just ask how high - you steal the jumping skill and soar. Will he save the world by wrecking everyone else's story? Or will the cosmic author finally hit the delete key on his shenanigans? There's only one way to find out. The game is afoot, the dice are loaded, and the house always wins - or does it?

this is about a teen who was reincarnated into a world of swords and magic. He wanted to live freely while chilling with his lover in his life. He thought that he would be just a young master that was eventually be the head of it in the duke's family. Oh, how wrong he was, as a man with such a destiny it was not possible to be just like what he wanted. He was destined to bring greatness in his family english is not my first language also this is my first novel so pls go easy on me

He was a humble B-rank Hunter. A healer, no less. You know, the kind who patches up the real heroes, gets yelled at for not healing fast enough, and survives by standing very far in the back. Then his party waltzed into a hidden boss dungeon. Whoops. As the Dragonoid Queen made mincemeat of his team and his intestines started auditioning for open air, he prepared to die with dignity-or at least without crying too loudly. But just before his final breath: Ding! [Hidden Skill Unlocked: "Sacrificial Lamb"] [Effect: When taking damage, reflect 50% back with 1,000,000,000% additional True damage and guaranteed crit.] [You have slain boss monster "Dragonoid Queen"] [Party Contribution: 100%] [Reward Acquired: Retry (EX)] They say every Awakener has a hidden skill waiting to be unlocked under the right conditions-some in battle, others in moments of despair. For him? It was being used as a meat shield.

MC: "hmm, so your saying i died by your mistake so i get to reincarnate into any world i want, and even get 5 wishes on top of it" ROB: "exactly" MC: *smirks* " i want to devour your whole being" ROB: *realization* "WHAT!!!??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" ............................................................................................ ROB means random omnipotent being

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!