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When the threat of relegation looms over Mallorca, the team makes a shocking decision: hiring an unproven rookie as their head coach! Everyone doubts him, but the results defy all expectations. He’s José—a man who may look inexperienced but wields a mind capable of foreseeing the future. With unparalleled tactics and bold strategies, José rises to dominate the football world. Turning setbacks into opportunities, he slowly builds his legacy, leading Mallorca to unimaginable heights. In football, there’s God. And just below God... there’s me. I am José!

[MATURE CONTENT] How on earth this happened? Why am I inside a romance novel? Is this a joke? Eve was doomed to be a villainess. However, meeting him changed it all. He was gentle, interesting and handsome. The perfect man for her in every sense. However, he deceived her, he never told her his real name until... it was too late. "He... is he the ML? Oh no...!" --- Excerpt: DangerousCloud: Master, where did you go now? NewRHood: I am traveling around the world. You know me, I like to tour the unexpected. DangerousCloud: Then, can I go with you this time? NewRHood: You should explore by yourself the world once in your life, dear disciple. Now it's my turn. I will explore the world and all the delicacies in it. DangerousCloud: But Master, it could be dangerous. NewRHood: Of course, I am taking precautions. But I hope that the man I am going to eat tonight is someone decent… DangerousCloud: You dare! NewRHood: Oh My! Dear disciple, is that how you speak to your master? DangerousCloud: Stop it, Eve, you know it's me. NewRHood: who? DangerousCloud: your husband! ---- WARNING: HEAVY EDITING IN PROGRESS DISCLAIMER: The cover is not mine: the credit goes to the rightful original artist. Please contact me if you wish for me to take it down.

Transmigration never crosses his mind until he met his death by a sudden turn of events. Traveling with an orange fox kit that told him his new reality, and 'using' his soul to fix the corrupted mission worlds. He Ming apathetically followed the fox kit to face-slap and kick the scam characters off their so-called throne and raise the rightful characters to heaven. Just when he thought he was already done, those characters started to chase after him instead! Will He Ming be able to finish his tasks smoothly, or will the troublesome Male leads be a hindrance to his efficiency? Find out more and read the book! It's worthwhile I promise *wink wink*

AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove

I woke up in a novel. i become the cannon fodder ex-wife of the ML who was hopelessly in love with him. The character was supposed to die but now i am in her body. LOVE! I am gonna get a divorce anyway it was a contractual marriage. MONEY! As a genius hacker money is nothing to me. MEN! Well they flock around me because of my beauty. But what is this? A man keeps pestering me. Finally i lashed out,"Who are you?" He said,"My dear wife have you forgotten about me?"

One morning, after being bound to the system, MC started his routine of always being captured / attacked by ML. It doesn’t matter if he transmigrated into ML’s little brother (Here I think brother disciple) or master or opponent, but in the end he is still forcibly being taken by ML. After transmigrating to many worlds: MC: Come out, system! The heck, why do these MLs don’t love their female goddesses, but insist on doing it with me! Aaaaahh!!! System: …. _:)_」∠)_ don’t ask me, I also don’t know. NOT MY STORY ! NOT MY TRANSLATION ! SUPPORT THE ORIGINAL WORKS --> https://isotls.com/the-tr-of-always-being-captured-by-the-ml/

Un padre y sus dos hijos deciden ir de vacaciones a pluckley un pueblo de Inglaterra para alejarse de la tecnología y de unos problemas familiares, pero con lo que no contaban era de que ir a ese pueblo iba hacer su perdición y terror.

¿Qué pasará cuando un Harry criado por un duende llegue a Hogwarts? Un Harry que ha recibido entrenamiento, ya conoce la profecía y no tiene cicatriz. Con el respaldo de la nación goblin y la propia Hogwarts. Completar.

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After her sister’s bullies were finally punished, Selena entered her deceased sister’s room for the first time in a year. She spent the night reading a tragic novel called “His Obsession, Her Fall” carefully putted on her sister’s desk. Frustrated by the ending of the novel, Selena pitied the female lead that was similar to her sister. Suddenly, a blending light washed over her as she transmigrated inside the novel as the villainess Selena Gray. In order to live, she had to save the female lead from the corrupted male lead. ‘Wait, why does the female lead look exactly like my sister?’ This time, she vowed to protect her little sister no matter what.