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Blakely Arcas is a socially dense 15-year-old who hates wasting her energy on unnecessary things. "Why make the bed if I will be getting back into it later on?" "Is it really necessary to spend four years with a bunch of loud, obnoxious teens just to get a piece of paper? How about we cut the time in half? Make it two years instead. More time to sleep". When a new VR MMORPG is released, her best friends make her play it. "What do you mean I can be or do whatever I want in the game?! I want.... I want to be a Panda!" *I do not own the cover; please don't sue me. I will take it down, I swear! *

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Jiang Tie transmigrated into another world and became a panda. His initial plan was to act cute and goof off for the rest of his life. To his surprise, the spiritual aura in this world had been rejuvenated. In the zoo, the peacock, who used to be bullied by him, evolved and had its body enveloped in flame. The neighboring tiger evolved and gained a pair of illuminated wings. The crocodile in the lake evolved and could emit ion beams. Jiang Tie was the only one who didn’t experience any changes. Fortunately, as a transmigrant, he activated the Daily Check-in System. [Successfully checked-in. You have acquired the first volume of the Imperial Scripture of Beasts.] [Successfully checked-in. You have obtained the ability to activate your natal bloodline of the Iron Chomping Beast.] [Successfully checked-in. You have acquired the seeds of the Eternal Thunder Bamboo.] Just when Jiang Tie was busy acquiring rewards, getting stronger and training his underlings in the zoo, the strongest ancient monster known to mankind was awakened. There were also mysterious creatures lurking in the global restricted area. In space, there was the Ancient Galactic Clan, who were ready to descend to Earth. One day, a mighty king of beasts invaded the human base. Jiang Tie killed it with a palm strike because it was too noisy. Only then did the humans realize that the greatest terror had been around them all this while!

A kung Fu panda 4 You won't regret Reading I Actually made this book 2 years ago in 2023 and it ended in early 2024, basically a Kung fu panda taking place in a Alternate Universe I did Made a lot of things Clear It has Great twist in the end so Stay tuned to Find out,

A fat ugly girl to change her future go back to past and there she meet (206 years old) dragon Prince. Who will marry her .

Everyone’s favourite panda is gearing up for a brand-new adventure in this bodacious retelling of Kung Fu Panda 3! When Po’s biological father lands on his doorstep, Po is shocked. At his father’s urging, he returns to the Panda Village where he was born. And, after a few days of awesome feasts and incredible parties in the village, Po begins to wonder if he should ever return to the Valley of Peace. But while Po parties with his newfound family, a terrible power is approaching—an evil villain known as Kai has been stealing the powers of every kung fu master he meets…and his sights are set on Po. Relive the action, adventure, humour, and awesomeness in this novelization of Kung Fu Panda 3!

After reincarnating as bamboo, the newly named, tall, handsome, and extremely confident, Zhu Zi is bored out of his mind, as the panda on top of him continues eating his trees. How did he reincarnate? Why's there a Panda here? Who is the mysterious figure who helped him? And what should he do now that he had become a bamboo? How will the extremely tall, handsome, and confident Zhu Zi live out the rest of his life?

Rei, is the usual college graduate, with a crappy job, and an abusive boss, with nothing going as he planned after graduating from college, suddenly dies in an accident, Just when he thinks life will be better in another world, where he can finally find happiness, he gets reincarnated as a toilet, Not surprised by his luck, he aims to live the best laid-back life he can this time around, even if he stays as a toilet.

"After your tasty soup I am not moving my butt of the toilet. That soup had milk in it. I am allergic to milk, and now after suffering a horrible death on the toilet I myself was reincarnated as a toilet". The main protagonist Vadim, an Otaku must navigate a tricky cyberpunk new world as a Toilet! Will he piss and shit himself? Or will he actualy manage to achieve something? Find out by reading!

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!