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"Lugh woke up to find that he had transmigrated to a hundred million years later. Earth was now in the midst of a magical era, where mages were icons of nobility, commanding the energies of the world and unleashing devastating spells. Despite his transmigration, Lugh realized that he was a piece of trash when it came to magic, but just as he was giving up on being a mage, he realized in shock that the world’s magics were written in English! Unimaginable power could be obtained when the incantations are read. Saying Thousandfold Meditation accelerated training by ten thousand times, allowing one to reach the level of Archwizard in a single day. Likewise, saying Super Flame Dragon would conjure a divine dragon of flames that stood ten thousand meters tall, while Billion Thunderbolts would summon dark clouds, with a billion thunderbolts descending upon a target in the blink of an eye. Hence, with this special talent, Lugh became the youngest God of Mystics in the era of magic under a year! "

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

"The world's top ten conglomerates had joined forces to create a programme where the crew had quietly evacuated all the people from a city, leaving behind only Raymond and his family, who were kept in the dark. Their purpose was to see this child, who had emerged from the slums of America, get humiliated. The whole world wanted to see this young man named Raymond make a fool of himself, and through what Raymond had done, and all of his doings, they wanted to decry the poor for being short of ambitions. Early the next morning, the show officially began. When Raymond noticed that the world outside was overly and strangely quiet, and when he had determined that all of humanity had disappeared. Just then, the survival aid system was activated, and the system notified Raymond: In a month's time, there will be a huge meteorite hitting the planet, and it is going to cause great destruction. Raymond: What the hell??? Then what should he do? The System responded: I'll help you build a space battleship so that you can escape from Earth! ""Oh my God, he has single-handedly created the Heavenly Eye System, and he is even thinking of creating nuclear-powered engines..."""

Kirby Jon transmigrates to a parallel spacetime and is chosen to act as a bank robber in an exercise. Kirby Jon, who has obtained the God-level acting system, would receive a generous reward if he can act as a robber and attain an S-level score. Thus, in an exercise that everyone thought would be patronizing, Kirby Jon runs circles around the police using his high IQ. The police attack again and again but are taken down time and time again. The exercise lasts for more than two days. Kirby Jon's high IQ skills shocks the entire country. In an instant, many banks and police stations invite Kirby Jon to participate in exercises with him as a robber to prove their security. However, none of them succeed in capturing Kirby Jon. At the same time, the world's top banks also invited this high IQ robber…

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

In the chaotic aftermath of a sudden black hole collision, Ryu, a poor orphan who clawed his way into becoming the leader of the Black Dragon yakuza, is thrust into the fantastical world of Resonance, a world where people awaken unique superpowers named resonances. Reborn as Atlas, heir to a prestigious lineage, he awakens the power of Time Manipulation, a broken S-Rank Resonance that allows him to bend the very flow of time to his will. But Atlas soon learns that his true power lies not in manipulating time, but in the enigmatic Throne that was engraved into his soul by the black holes. This throne raises his strength the more people feel awe and reverence for him. follow Atlas’s story as he navigates this mysterious world.

# dragon # ultra rich Waking from sleep, Sade found himself in a large cave, and became an infant just a few months old? Endless waves of sleepiness and hunger engulfed him and made him feel deep despair. But just as he thought that he was going to starve to death here, an enormous figure landed in front of him. This was a creature that only appeared in the myths and legends — a Great Dragon! And this place was the Great Dragon’s nest! From then, Sade started his life being raised by a Great Dragon…… More than ten years later, Sade had matured into an adult and came to the human civilization, shocking the entire magical world! Not only was Sade proficient in Draconic Spell, but the power of those spells was also comparable to an actual Great Dragon. He had all sorts of incredible magic items, almost as though it wasn’t strange at all for divine items to appear in his hands. He was the richest man in the world, it seemed that there was simply no end to his treasure stash, enough to buy an entire kingdom even. He was the son of the Great Dragon! Sade·Prescott!

The man was scowling: I told you to stay abroad. Why did you come back?! Did you use up the money I gave you?! Yu Zhao glared at the man who looked just like her impatiently. "Calling you father is being respectful. Give me that crap again, and I will murder your darling daughter." The last time she saw her father was four years ago. Yu Zhao had been kidnapped by human traffickers as a child and was a child soldier in a war-torn country, a fighter in an illegal ring. Her outstanding performances at ten years old caught the attention of her mentor, who took her in and trained her to become the head of an international mercenary group. Four years ago, she found her family and left everything behind to find them... only to realize that her parents took in a girl with the same age and looks two years after she was kidnapped, raising her as their real daughter. Over a decade of bonding far eclipsed genuine kinship, and they could not accept Yu Zhao even though she tried to make it work, while their darling daughter even faked a suicide attempt just to keep her place! They had no idea that she would earn more than they would in a month and would only have returned if she had an objective. And to get close to her objective, Yu Zhao disguised herself as a normal university student. No one would ever tell that she is the queen of all mercenaries, the leader of the hacker alliance, and the mysterious genius of an international medical college! Eventually, the rich kid who was being hunted latched on to her. All the rich and powerful in the capital were complaining that he took a university student as a girlfriend and that she only made it to the capital's university because of his money. The rich kid: No way! They're being ridiculous, honey!

She accidentally transmigrated into the body of a fat and ugly butcher who forced the crown prince to become her husband. What if he tried to kill her every day? To protect herself, Bai Jinyao decided to treat the crown prince well. Once he recovered from his illness, she'd make him leave! During the period when the crown prince was ill, Bai Jinyao did everything she could to look after him. Her only hope was for him to recover as soon as possible so that he could be sent away. However, after the crown prince recovered, he refused to leave. Not only that, he even insisted on having a baby with her on the basis that they were already married! "Huh?" Bai Jinyao was confused. She failed to make the crown prince leave. From today on, her husband followed her wherever she went. "Honey, put that pig down. I'll carry it!" "Honey, let me gather the herbs for you!"

A story about prophecies and changing one's fate. Song Nian fell prey to a scheme when she agreed to marry someone else as a stand-in. She lost her virginity and became pregnant. Ten months later, her son was born, and the two were separated from each other... Five years later, Song Nian returned with a vengeance with her daughter in tow. She was not going to let any of the scums off the hook! "I acquired my status as Mrs. Fu thanks to my son. Who are you to fight with me? Do you have a son who can offer you the same thing?" The evil supporting female character asked. Song Nian smiled. "Mrs. Fu? I don't care about the title. What I want is your son's father." "You!" the evil supporting female character fumed. "You come from an ordinary family. You won't become part of the Fu family just because you have children. Dream on," Madam Fu said. "The Fu family doesn’t deserve Niannian at all," a secretive tycoon remarked. "Sis, can you give me a chance?" a famous singer asked. "I miss the time we spent together abroad, Niannian. Your children need a father too. Would you consider me, Niannian?" a famous doctor asked. "Step aside. I want children too," a certain big shot said.