bonnie and clyde funeral

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Who says that being a nanny doesn't come with a fair share of perks???? Well, this is the story of how Syra get her life back after working as an apprentice. Just like a typical heroine, Syra was betrayed by the people she treated like a family but her Young master Clyde helped her with her revenge and get back everything that was rightfully hers. However, there is a secret that they have to keep. Clyde is no ordinary man. HE IS A *******! *** "Another rule---" "---There's more?!!" "Talkback and you're dead." *PS: Pic's not mine. ctto*

"Ugh, why can't I just die in peace?!" Sugiyama Jo had a morbid plan: to join his family in death as soon as he graduates from high school. And now on his second year, this scheme of his is coming closer into becoming a reality. To him, pointless things such as youth and romance are but mere distractions that could potentially deviate him from his death. Which is why he abides by a strict code to never get involved in anything that will expose him to "a rose-filled youth". But it seems that fate had other plans. Due to the meddling of his guidance counselor, Jo now finds himself cascaded into a series of events that forces him into his "romantic comedy youth era". With his plan at risk of failing, Jo desperately tries to escape the clutches of youth.

"In case no one comes, would you like to... come to my funeral?" It wasn't a question out of desperation; it wasn't because he wanted pity from others. After a series of setbacks in Elio's life: being in massive debt, being hunted by loan sharks, being rejected by his own family, and having cancer that was slowly killing him, this was the only thing the young man could do for himself before he die. But instead of being surprised or hesitant, the mysterious man who first greeted him at the funeral shop where Elio planned to buy a coffin for his funeral smiled at him as if he were not new to such peculiar requests. "No problem. I'll come." Elio knew that no one would take his request seriously. But this man? There was something about him that Elio could not explain, and that was beyond understanding. And at that moment, Elio realized that this was no ordinary man, wondering if he had made a terrible mistake walking into that funeral shop that wasn't even there yesterday... ----- Paranormal / Boy's Love / English

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Funeral System because of it. Regardless of whether a person wanted to leave behind a legendary tale in the world, or they wanted to create a mysterious and extraordinary history so that others would suspect that they were bigwigs, they could do so through Su Chen’s funeral company. [With only 99 Yuan, I will appear personally at your funeral with a black tuxedo. With a black umbrella in my hand, I will silently observe the entire funeral.] [With 10,000 Yuan, there will be 100 men in black at your funeral. A Maybach will drive through your funeral and an old man, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, will bow and put flowers on your tombstone. He will then leave with a stern expression.] [With 100,000 Yuan, 3000 men in black will appear at your funeral with black umbrellas. It will be a gray and drizzly day. A military helicopter will circle the sky. Three old men dressed in black Chinese tunic suits, and two teary women, will pay their respects at your tombstone.] … [With 10 billion Yuan, your funeral will be broadcast to the public via Livestream. The heavens and the earth will shake while your coffin is carried to its final destination by nine dragons. The entire world will dim! All the world leaders will kneel and bow before your grave. Bizarre phenomena will appear in the sky while dark clouds will loom over the vast space. All the stars in the sky shall decorate your tombstone while the sun and the moon bid farewell to you.] [The company can fulfill all kinds of requests as long as you pay us enough.] [Place an order now and you will have a mysterious past immediately.]

In a dark world ravaged by violence and cruelty, society as we know it has disappeared, giving way to merciless chaos. Primitive rules now dictate survival. At the heart of this disaster, a group of survivors try to find meaning in their existence, seeking hope amid the massacres. Their quest leads them to the discovery of an ancient prophecy that offers little hope of restoration. Between betrayals, fragile alliances and fierce battles, these broken souls fight for a future in a world where darkness seems to have taken total control. Guided by Merphis, the courageous leader of this small group of survivors, they navigate this chaotic and dark world with determination. Armed with their resilience and ingenuity, they fight against the evil forces around them, seeking temporary refuge and scarce resources to survive. Merphis, with her wisdom and leadership, inspires the group to resist in the face of the darkness that threatens to engulf them completely. Every day is a challenge, but they continue to move forward, finding fragile hope amidst the chaos, refusing to be overcome by darkness.

Archie ditantang oleh temannya untuk ikut menelusuri sebuah pemakaman saat malam hari. Pada awalnya, Archie menolak. Tapi, karena ibunya yang sudah meninggal jadi bahan sindiran temannya, Archie tidak bisa diam begitu saja dan memutuskan untuk menerima tantangan itu meskipun dia takut dengan hal-hal mistis. Saat Archie bersama-sama dengan teman-temannya menelusuri makam, tiba-tiba saja teman-teman Archie menghilang begitu saja saat dirinya pergi ke kamar mandi. Merasa dikerjai temannya, Archie pun tetap bersikukuh menelusuri makam karena tidak mau dianggap pengecut jika dia langsung pulang. Namun, Archie sama sekali tidak menemui temannya dan mendapati pintu gerbang pemakaman sudah terkunci. Archie jelas sangat kesal dengan tindakan teman-temannya itu karena menganggap lelucon yang dibuat temannya ini sudah keterlaluan. Di saat dirinya sedang panik, tiba-tiba saja dirinya dihampiri oleh Ron, orang yang mengaku sebagai penjaga pemakaman. Dari situlah pengalaman-pengalaman misteri dirasakan oleh Archie setelahnya. Pertemuannya dengan Ron membawanya ke dalam suatu kejadian yang sulit diterima oleh nalarnya, membuatnya perlahan mengerti siapa Ron sebenarnya.

Title: "Whispers Beyond: Your Funeral" **Synopsis:** In the quaint town of Willow Creek, where secrets linger like whispers in the wind, a funeral becomes the catalyst for unraveling mysteries buried deep within the community. The unexpected passing of the town's beloved librarian, Evelyn Grey, brings together an eclectic group of individuals, each harboring their own secrets and regrets. Emma, Evelyn's niece, returns home reluctantly, haunted by the guilt of a past disagreement that remained unresolved. As the funeral approaches, strange occurrences disrupt the town's tranquility. Cryptic notes appear, hinting at hidden truths and stirring long-buried resentments. Emma discovers a diary among her aunt's possessions, filled with coded messages that seem connected to the cryptic notes. Determined to uncover the truth behind her aunt's death and the mysteries shrouding Willow Creek, Emma enlists the help of Marcus, a reclusive writer with a keen eye for detail and a troubled past. Together, they navigate through the labyrinth of secrets woven into the fabric of the town. Their investigation unveils a web of deceit, betrayal, and hidden desires, intertwining the lives of the townspeople. Suspicion falls on unexpected figures, and Emma begins to question everyone, even those closest to her. As tensions rise and dark revelations surface, Emma realizes that unveiling the truth may come at a cost. Someone is desperate to keep the secrets buried and is willing to go to extreme lengths to ensure the truth remains hidden. In a race against time, Emma and Marcus must decipher the enigmatic messages, confront their own demons, and unearth the truth before Willow Creek succumbs to the shadows lurking beneath its picturesque surface. The secrets uncovered will forever change the lives of those involved, revealing the power of forgiveness and the weight of keeping silent truths. "Whispers Beyond: Your Funeral" is a gripping tale of mystery and drama, where the echoes of the past reverberate through the present, and the truth is a double-edged sword, capable of healing or destroying everything in its path.

At the father39;s funeral, the husband accompanied the little girl pretending to be sickAfter my dad passed, I decided to divorce my husband, the Major, and stay in this little mountain town for good.Day one, I tricked Mark into signing the divorce papers.Day five, I handed in my resignation at the old job.Day seven, I cooked a big farewell dinner for all my friends.Mark frowned, asking why I39;d made dishes Sarah didn39;t even like.I stood up and toasted his childhood sweetheart.From that day forward, Mark was no longer my concern.

Twelve years ago, Kathy’s mother took her own life without a warning, without a note, just silence, Daisy- the girl who once held her hands... vanished too. Now at nineteen, by pure accident, they reunite at university. no warning, no plan, no closure. but the past doesn't just stay buried. But Daisy doesn't know, doesn't know about the silence, the bruises and Kathy finally speak... Twelve years and a funeral is a slow-burn story of grief, love, guilt, and the heartbreaking reunion of two girls. TW: suicide, domestic violence, mental health, emotional trauma, some coarse words, cheating, Intimacy.