thick thighs meme

In the twenty-seventh year of Hong Guang, the allied forces of seven nations invaded the Great Blue Dynasty. Rifled muskets, mortars, and armored vehicles combined into a steel tide, were ultimately shattered by the Great Blue's armored cavalry. Muscle, magic, firearms, cannons... the new and the old powers continuously collided. In an era of great strife, Li Fei, with the help of a Ten Thousand Blood Bead, gradually became an existence akin to a BOSS: 'Is this the extent of your damage? You haven't even taken off one-thousandth of my health.' 'You don't think this is enough to kill me, do you?' 'Don't rush, the second phase is up next!' ......

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Promise me something" I said to them They both looked at me in confusion "Promise me that we won't let any stupid things separate us after this. No stupid exam marks, or boys are whatever!. We'll always be together through anything. Anything at all" I said Elly smiled at me. "Through joy and misery," Elly said holding my hand and Phoebe's hand "Through health and sickness" Phoebe said holding my hand I squeezed both of their hands a little. "Through thick and thin" I smiled A few seconds later, "Guys..." Phoebe's voice trailed off "Yeah?" I asked "I think we just made a marriage vow..." she said ... Caroline Williams "THE BOLD AND SWEET" Elizabeth Smith "THE SMARTY PANTS" Phoebe Jones "THE FEISTY" Can they be more different? Eventhough they have completely different personalities, they have been best friends since FOREVER.They know everything about each other. After years of their journey, its finally high school. And this is where things get a little messy. With crushes and boyfriends and exam marks and jealousies, their friendship takes a turn for the worst. Will they be able to make it through?

Finnian knew his world was dying, so he chose to die with it. However, when he awoke, alive in a new land, he found this world too was headed toward ruin. That, however, was not what interested him. What consumed his focus now was his obsession with thighs, a remnant of his past self's ambitions. An aim so pure and absolute that abandoning it would be a crime. Where others might see a second life as a chance to save this dying world, Finnian understood something different. He had a mission. A sacred task. No matter how underhanded the tactic or nefarious the method, if it got him closer to his goal, the loss of his humanity was a small price to pay. Travelling through space and time; from the Stone Age to the age of Vikings, forging alliances, commanding fleets, and conquering nations, nothing would stand between him and the object of his desire. Finnian Thorne was, is, and will always remain one thing above all else: A man consumed by obsession.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

The Third Young Master of the Hayndal's family, Azares, was known as a disgrace. He was seen as a weakling, that even servants would dare to mock him. He doesn't inherit the talent of Duke Hayndal, nor does he have any power. Therefore, his family decided to cut their ties and abandoned him. Much to their surprise, Azares calmly accepted it and packed his bag without a second thought. He was also humming a song of happiness. Everyone was bewildered, thinking that he must have gone crazy from sadness. Though, they are wrong. Azares whose tension completely disappeared was delighted about the situation that he went a little unrestrained and accidentally defeat the Knight Captain of Hayndal's First Division. The Fisrt Young Master who was as strong as the Captain: "....?" Then, Azares became a little careless that he burnt the training ground by mistake. Some of the kinghts were injured heavily and some were in the brink of death. The Second Young Master as a genius Elementalist: "...." When everyone thought that everything was bizarre enough, Fallen Angel, the most influential organization within the Empire demanded Azares to be their member. Was this their Third Young Master?

"The waves are waiting to kiss the earth ... The sun is waiting to set ... The procession of lightning is waiting to confront ... and now even her destiny is scared of her" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zhao Mei was transmigrated into a third-rated romance novel, 'Mr. CEO: PLEASE LOVE ME, HARDER. ' She became the evil adopted sister of the original female protagonist and the big fat villainess. She was excited no very excited. If she found God at that moment, she would have given him thousands of hugs for her new life. So, as an avid novel reader of villainess became good after transmigration. She did what every villainess does. #1 Change her destruction path and live the exact opposite of what she was portrayed in the novel. #2 No poker face and not to act like a spoiled brat. #3 No harm to FL. No to being bully. #4 Latch on to the big thighs of Male Lead. To become a perfect picture with a broken frame. But destiny was not in her favor. Web of conspiracies were laid for her to fall into it, without her knowledge. Her heart broke, trust lost, everything seems to against her after all her efforts. So, she showed her middle finger to God and the shitty author who wrote the novel. And became the villainess that she was destined to be . “HOWEVER, BEWARE THIS VILLAINESS IS NOT A CANNON FODDER FOR PROTAGONISTS TO PLAY BUT IT’S THE OPPOSITE. BECAUSE BEING NICE WAS HER PAST TIME.” However, after becoming a big boss, a certain someone latched on this dangerous woman's big thighs and pitifully said, "Dear why did you ran away? After eating me." "You need to compensate me. After all, you are going to be my sugar mommy and..." "Shut up daddy," a cute lil dumpling latched on her other thigh and blinked cutely, "She is my mommy not yours!" Zhao Mei: "......" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Author Note: HELLO, LOVELIES AUTHOR HERE! This is my entry to Writing Formula Practice #29 WARNING: MATURE CONTENT ALERT NOTE: The pictures in cover is not mine. Contact: Insta: Akku_Nidz Discord: Akku_Nidz#2754

A person who has aspirations and dreams is a normal person. Then what do you call a person who follows his aspirations and dreams through ‘any’ situation? A Madman… or A Legend…? Follow our curious protagonist cum student, Raj, through thick and thin in his journey in overcoming all obstacles in order to satisfy his curiosity. His aspiration lies in his curiosity and his curiosity is his aspiration. And this curiosity will make him outstanding, to the point that he would shine as brightly as the sun. And it will be this same curiosity that will fill his path with all kinds of obstacles. He will be joined by his bunch of friends on this tumulting journey. See how they are affected by his aura of curiosity. And as part of the icing on the cake, he somehow gets a system, Curiosity system. Hard Work alone cannot make an extraordinary person, luck works hand in hand with hard work. And our protagonist isn’t short of luck… until obstacles start to hinder his path. The world, which is called Zamin, on which Raj lives is not normal at all. Although it has its own kind of wars and threats, it is quite different from our earth in sense of religions and races which altogether changes history and technological advances. There are some similarities too, which includes an education system, an industrial system, and a government. The thing that makes it a truly unique world is that this world doesn’t only have humans on it. Anything further is anyone's guess.

After the tragic murder of his parents, Jamie finds himself thrust into Darling Academy—a mysterious and prestigious vampire school. Human and vulnerable, Jamie struggles to navigate the perilous halls filled with powerful vampires, sinister politics, and hidden dangers. Under the harsh guardianship of his estranged brother, Vincent, Jamie yearns for acceptance and safety. But Darling Academy holds secrets darker than Jamie could ever imagine, secrets intimately tied to his family's tragic past and his own unknown heritage. When Jamie meets Marlotte, a reserved and enigmatic vampire from a noble lineage, an unlikely bond forms. Drawn together by fate, their friendship soon blazes into forbidden attraction, challenging everything they've been taught about loyalty and desire. Amid tangled clan rivalries, deadly prejudices, and family betrayals, Jamie must find the courage to uncover the truth about himself—before the darkness within Darling Academy consumes him completely. Can Jamie trust his heart in a world built on deception, or will his forbidden desires lead him into unimaginable danger? Secrets, passion, and danger await at every shadowy corner—welcome to Darling Academy. **updating daily 7am cst**

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)