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Mythical Era: My Electric Eel Clone Can Evolve Infinitely

Mythical Era: My Electric Eel Clone Can Evolve Infinitely

On March 1, 1999, during the old era, a gigantic six-winged creature with a bloodshot giant eyeball at the center of its six wings suddenly appeared over the land of Gaul, resembling an "angel" descending on earth! On January 27, 2000, during the old era, an enormous flaming giant, wearing a crown, emerged in the Arctic Iceland, standing hundreds of meters tall. The ice and snow melted, the earth collapsed, and the civilian casualties amounted to a hundred thousand! On February 13, 2000, during the old era, Mount Fuji erupted, and a colossal beast resembling an upright lizard emerged from molten lava. Three days later, the island of Honshu fell under its wrath. During the old era... In 123 during the new era, Chu Lingjun transmigrated into this terrifying world, but he possessed an electric eel clone. As the electric eel grew stronger, so did Chu Lingjun, and this electric eel could continuously devour and evolve without limit! As the body of the electric eel grew larger, reaching hundreds of meters, then kilometers, and even transforming into a dragon, Chu Lingjun's became increasingly powerful. The people around Chu Lingjun started to change their attitude towards him. His mother asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His relatives asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His friends asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Strange beasts asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Chu Lingjun was dumbfounded.
Eastern
135 Chs
The Whole Sect is Full of Licking Dogs

The Whole Sect is Full of Licking Dogs

Also available on my Scribblehub (https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1800280/after-master-started-slacking-off-the-entire-sect-became-invincible/) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Feng Xi transmigrated into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel, and the day she entered the book was her death day. In order to cling to life, she tried every possible way to separate herself from the heroine’s sect, Hunyuan Sect, and joined Xuantian Sect instead. Ha! The five dear senior brothers in the story were all the heroine’s boot-lickers, each one died a more miserable death than the last. Feng Xi gave an evil, enchanting smile: “So what if you’re a licking dog? Are you as much of a dog as I am?” The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine’s blood could cure him. From then on he became her devoted dog, yet in the end she kicked him into the bottomless demonic abyss, where his soul was scattered to nothing. Feng Xi came trotting over carrying a huge basin of dog blood: “Senior Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large, the medicine effect is strong!” The heroine, who had just swallowed a detox pill and was preparing to cut her finger: “…” The second senior brother possessed the royal bloodline of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill to hide his bloodline, and from then on he willingly risked life and death for her. Even when she later pushed him out as a scapegoat, he accepted it gladly. Feng Xi took out the ten-thousand-year-old alliance treaty of friendship between the human race and the Yan clan: “Second Senior Brother, feel free to display your noble royal Yan bloodline! Let countless young girls go mad and bash their heads against walls for you!” The heroine looked at the Hidden-Blood Pill in her hand, which needed to be taken once every three months: “…” Feng Xi’s life motto: Only by being the dog among dogs can one become the person above people!
Fantasy
42 Chs
The Starving Dogs

The Starving Dogs

After a mysterious gas was released into the planet's atmosphere, the population suddenly found themselves with mystical powers. Ranging from superhero abilities known only in comics, to incredibly specific and hardly practical. When your worth is now decided by birth, how does one live? When talent merely becomes a word to explain a fortunate ability, how do you stand out? Heroes, Villains, Vigilantes. Stories and myths of such beings became commonplace. Governments requiring powerful abilities to keep order. The Hero Association attempting to keep its influence through monetization. Villain groups abusing their powers. Vigilantes attempting to fight against such tyranny and unfairness. Corruption rampant as always. Like stated, these stories are commonplace. Mass produced even. So what about a narrower focus? A lawless city ruled by an order of Street Gangs. This isn't the story of a selfless uprising Hero, or a Villain who wreaks destruction, or even a Vigilante who wants a better world. Rather it's a story of the struggle of the strong. People who gather others underneath them, and fight against rivals. All to rise to the top and rule this city. Would you care to join? This isn't a grand story, it might not be to your taste. Can you stand beside those who struggle, without a guarantee for a satisfying end? As they fight to stand at the top, or be consumed? If so, allow me to tell you this story. (WARNING: THIS VOLUME CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND STRONG LANGUAGE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)
Action
38 Chs
Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."
History
90 Chs
What makes a funny electric fence story?
Unexpected animals getting shocked. For example, a wild turkey approaching the fence and getting a shock, then running around in circles all flustered. It's funny because it's so unexpected and the animal's reaction is comical.
3 answers
2024-11-04 21:36
Tell me an electric fence christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, there was a farm with an electric fence. The animals on the farm were curious about the twinkling Christmas lights. One little lamb, not knowing about the electric fence, tried to get closer to the lights near the fence. As it got too close, it received a small shock from the fence. The lamb ran back to its mother, who then showed it the beauty of the Christmas lights from a safe distance. It was a lesson for the lamb and a unique Christmas experience on the farm.
3 answers
2024-11-10 08:34
Can you share a funny electric fence story?
Sure. Once there was a farmer who had an electric fence to keep his cows in. One day, a curious little squirrel decided to test it. It ran towards the fence, touched it with its tiny paw and got a little shock. It jumped back so high and then just sat there chattering angrily at the fence, as if scolding it for giving it a jolt. It was really hilarious to watch.
2 answers
2024-11-04 21:26
Can you share an electric fence funny story?
Sure! Once, a farmer installed an electric fence to keep his cows in. One curious calf didn't know what it was and walked right into it. The calf jumped back so fast, its tail was almost straight up in the air. It then ran around in circles for a while, as if it was trying to figure out what had just happened. All the other cows just stared at it, like they were laughing at the calf's silly behavior.
2 answers
2024-11-06 09:35
What could happen in an electric fence christmas story?
Well, someone might accidentally touch the electric fence while trying to hang Christmas lights on it. They would get a shock and might drop the lights, causing a bit of chaos.
2 answers
2024-11-10 09:10
What are some elements that make an electric fence funny story?
Surprise is a big one. Like when someone doesn't expect the shock from the fence and gets it. For example, a delivery man who thought the wire was just a regular fence wire and got zapped. Also, the reaction of animals or people after getting shocked can be really funny. A dog that jumps three feet in the air and then runs away barking.
3 answers
2024-11-06 09:00
Tell me a funny lawn mower electric fence story.
There was a gardener who had a brand - new electric lawn mower. One day, while mowing close to the electric fence that surrounded his garden, he didn't notice a small branch that was lying across the fence wire. As the mower hit the branch, it completed a circuit with the fence. There was a sudden jolt and the mower started to smoke a little. He was startled at first but then burst out laughing when he realized how silly the situation was. He had to call a repairman to fix the mower later, but the memory of that moment always made him chuckle.
1 answer
2024-12-13 01:15
Can you share the funny electric fence and lawn mower story?
There was this family with an electric fence around their property for security. Their lawn mower was a hand - me - down from their grandfather. One sunny day, as the son was using the lawn mower, he accidentally ran over the wire of the electric fence. There was a zap sound and the lawn mower made a funny noise and then died. The family all gathered around and they had a good laugh about it later. It became a story they told at family gatherings.
1 answer
2024-11-03 15:56
What makes the funny electric fence and lawn mower story so interesting?
The combination of two ordinary things, an electric fence and a lawn mower, in an extraordinary situation. It's not something you expect to happen every day. For example, if the lawn mower's engine starts to sputter because of the electric fence's interference, it creates a humorous and unique moment. Also, the reactions of the people involved, whether they are shocked, confused or just start laughing right away, add to the charm of the story.
2 answers
2024-11-03 17:29
Can you share another funny lawn mower electric fence story?
Sure. A boy was trying to be helpful by mowing the lawn with an electric mower. He wasn't really experienced. He got distracted by a bird and accidentally pushed the mower right into the electric fence. The mower's blade stopped spinning and there was a loud noise. His parents came running out and they all ended up laughing at the boy's clumsy mistake.
2 answers
2024-12-13 04:47
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