chad shad

A man stumbles upon a system that surprisingly makes him more bold and more intelligent… Will he use that to his exploits? Or will he become arrogant due to the system and meet his inevitable demise? - BTW!!! There may be a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m also too lazy to find an editor. The pacing is absolute shit since this is my first time writing a book. I also have the maturity of a 10 year old, SO PLEASE! WORSHIPP ME MY FELLOW DAOISTS!!!

Hiroshi Tanaka has always been a loner, rejected by his crush and told he wasn’t a “real man.” When a celestial being offers him a chance to prove himself, Hiroshi is thrust into a reverse-gender world where men are rare and revered. Now inhabiting the body of a handsome, wealthy young boy, Hiroshi must navigate a society dominated by women, win their hearts, and fulfill his mission to become the ultimate “giga chad.” But as he learns the true meaning of strength and confidence, Hiroshi begins to question if becoming the perfect man is really what he needs—or if his greatest challenge is finding out who he truly is.

Eli was just an errand boy… until he was abducted for his eyes, eyes that could see through every lie. Saved by a stranger shrouded in mystery, he’s pulled into a world where divine power decides who lives and who breaks. When Eli asks for his savior’s name, the man only grins, “Call me Chad! …maybe?”

If Chad is reticent to drop in on Dr. Fortescue's big annual holiday bash without a date, imagine his horror when he arrives to discover the party revolves around a city-wide scavenger hunt with a two-to-a-team policy stricter than Noah’s. Worse, his efforts to pair up with his hunky doctor crush are thwarted, and he winds up being assigned the doofus with an elbow in the punch bowl as a partner.<br><br>It turns out scavenger hunts are hard -- were they really supposed to dognap the doctor's neighbor's dachshund and carry it around the mall all night? But running around with Jarek is easy. And kinda fun.<br><br>Even with help from an unsuspecting celebrity and Santa’s sexiest elf, it’s starting to look like a participation trophy might be the best they can hope for prize-wise, but Chad starts to wonder if losing alongside Jarek might not be its own kind of win.

Logan, a wannabe master of carnal desire, finds himself on the receiving end of a door handle and dies pathetically. "How did this happen?" he wondered. "I only wanted to lose my virginity..." As he passed onto the his next life, he heard a 'ding' in his head. [Requirements met. Activating <<The Chad System>>] With that, he awoke in an open field. A world full of mystical adventures, powerful experts, and most importantly of all, cute girls, were now Logan's to grasp hold of. For little did Logan know, <<The Chad System>> is a magical system, far more powerful than any seen forever before, for instead of merely helping out with cultivation, <<The Chad System>> makes its users a bonafide Chad. With some help, Logan can plunder the chastity of all the fair maidens in the heavens! 6 chapters a week with Fridays off :P <3 Disclaimer: Contains Adult Themes, Violence, and Harsh Language

Yea got bored and heavily messed up the pacing sorry for the inconvenience.

In a world teetering on the brink of darkness, an ordinary man named Aric is reborn with extraordinary powers and a profound destiny. As the Chosen One, he must rise to the challenge of thwarting the malevolent sorcerer Malgrim's plot to plunge the realm into eternal shadow. With a growing group of loyal companions, each possessing unique abilities and unshakable determination, Aric embarks on an epic adventure filled with magic, humor, and danger. Yet, the allure of becoming the feared Demon King tugs at Aric's conscience, threatening to unravel his path to heroism. As he grapples with his inner demons, Aric must make choices that will shape the fate of the world. Along the way, he discovers the true meaning of power, friendship, and the fine line between light and darkness. Amid epic battles, comedic mishaps, and unexpected alliances, Aric's journey unfolds in a world where action and adventure are intertwined with a hint of harem humor. 'The Chosen One's Dilemma' is a tale of an unlikely hero's quest to save a world on the brink, where the ultimate battle is not only against external forces but also the darkness within." This abstract encapsulates the essence of the novel, highlighting the central themes of heroism, inner conflict, and the choices that shape destiny, all within the backdrop of a fantastical world filled with adventure, action, and a touch of comedy and romance.

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."

The whole internet is shipping me with my ex-boyfriend National film emperor, Chi Yu, lived up to his name, like a gentle breeze or bright moon. One day, rumors spread that he had a girlfriend whom he pampered for years. Media reporters scrambled to interview him, but his indifferent face in front of the camera said: Just rumors. Entertainment industry big shot, Gu Yuan, is rich, beautiful, well-connected, and has a boyfriend who loves and spoils her, Chi Yu. The outside world doesn't know that Gu Yuan had once spent a fortune to support Chi Yu's debut, making him quickly rise to fame, only for him to now turn around and dump her, truly heartless. - Not long after, Gu Yuan healed herself, quickly moving on from the emotional shadow, becoming indifferent and cold-hearted, never considering any man again. Chi Yu stood by the seaside, still like a gentle breeze or bright moon, but there was a persistent emotion in his eyes: "What will it take for you to forgive me?" Gu Yuan responded with a smile, pointing at the tumultuous sea: "Jump in. If you die, I'll forgive you, after all, the dead deserve respect." Chi Yu: "..." - That day, a video went viral all over the internet—a clip inadvertently captured Gu Yuan showing up on an outdoor reality show for a few seconds, where she was lying on a tree asleep, while Chi Yu gazed up at her affectionately. Initially, the whole internet was calm: Not shipping! Absolutely not shipping! Eventually, the whole internet exploded: Please, someone hold my head down and let me ship fervently! (A truly beautiful and rich heroine X a truly regretful hero chasing his wife in a crematorium)

Roxanna died in a snowstorm apocalypse after being betrayed by her ex-husband and her best friend. But instead of resting in peace, she wakes up in the body of Roxanna Vixelle, the infamous Pink Fox villainess who tortured her five beast husbands for fun. Worse, the system in her head says: [Mandatory Survival Action: Mate with one of your husbands to gain +5 days of life.] [Failure Consequence: Death in 48 hours.] She thought she would never be able to complete that mission because after all, her husbands despise her. But without her realizing it, all five of them can hear every single thought inside her adorable little head. So when the system gives her that impossible quest again… All her husbands immediately line up in front of her like soldiers waiting for inspection. Dog husband: “CHOOSE ME! I’m the strongest! I have stamina for DAYS!” Fish husband: “I… I promise to be gentle.” Cat husband: “Step aside. She’ll choose who she wants.” Albino Lizard husband: “If mating will stabilize her lifespan, then I will do it.” Bird husband: “HEY! Don’t volunteer yourself first!” From then on, her lifespan would continue to increase, but at what cost? ==== Disclaimer: this is a REVERSE HAREM, meaning the female lead doesn’t need to choose.