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When he returned to the World of Martial Arts, the game was filled with blood and battles! Chen Kaixin had chased after the footsteps of the one emperor, two empresses, three princes, seven dukes, and thirteen aces for three years, but during the eve of the Sword Among Us tournament in Mount Hua, he was ambushed by evil bastards, and was killed so much that his level dropped to that of a newbie. He completely lost the chance to join the ranks of the powerful players in the game! In great disappointment, Kaixin quit the game and got drunk so that he could forget his sadness, but during that stormy night, Chen Kaixin found that he had actually dreamed for a total of three years, because when he woke up again, he woke up to three years ago, when he was still a student.

Five years ago, she was the biggest joke in Haishi! Seven months into her pregnancy, she discovered that the man from their passionate night was not her husband-to-be. The man she deeply loved was already having an affair with her sister... Five years later, she returned for revenge with her adorable genius child. To her surprise, the father of the child turned out to be the most powerful man! From then on, she became the most envied woman in the world! Tycoon Qi declared arrogantly: "You hired me for a hundred thousand, now I'm yours for life!" Princess Tian Tian clung to her leg: "Mommy, you've avoided me for five years, but you're finally back to take responsibility!" Prince Momo showers his mom with affection: "Mommy, here's my bank card, spend it as you like" Genius Yuan Bao complained pitifully: "Beauty Ling, you're not favoring only me anymore!"

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

“Alpha Troy! Over here!” I yelled, raising my hand for help. I was under attack by a monster while saving my mates. The four of them heard me cry out as the creature clawed me and slammed me against the wall. “Help me!” I gasped, but their attention shifted when a soft cry came from the other side. It was Oriana, the gentle princess and a warrior, a combination most men lusted after. But not my mates. They were in my troupe, my friends, my lovers. We shared a bed, a bond. I knew they would save me. “Ohhh! I’m going to die,” she whimpered again, though she could have stood up easily. The monster’s focus was on me. “Yorick!” I screamed, reaching for another of my mates, struggling to escape, my leg tangled in silver chains. My mates looked at me and then at her—and I saw it. The shine of love in their eyes. In a heartbeat, they ran to her. My heart slowed. Tears welled up. Oriana had warned me: when it came down to it, they would choose her. She told me they only used me to pass time in the dorm room because I agreed for gangbang while other she-wolves did not. And now, right before my eyes, they were leaping into battle—for her. “We’ll come back for you, don’t worry,” Haiden shouted, as if that erased the betrayal. At that moment, the monster turned back to me. And I knew there would be no saving me. So I prayed they’d live long enough to regret their choice. --- Clementine had spent her life as the insufferable daughter of an alpha—tough, rebellious, and uninterested in love, especially in a world where male wolves were allowed multiple mates. Tired of her attitude, her stepmother forced her into an academy built to train fighters against deadly monsters. On her first day, Clementine was shocked to find her roommates were the worst people from her past: -Alpha Yorick, her bitter ex-boyfriend -Alpha Troy, her ex–best friend who believed she betrayed him -Alpha Haiden, the bully who had made her life hell -And Alpha Ian, her former cellmate who thought she manipulated him into punishment They all seemed to want revenge. But when they fought side by side on the battlefield, something strange happened–Clementine felt a mate bond with all of them. At first, things turned steamy. Hatred became desire. Tension turned into passion. But then, Clementine saw the truth: when it came down to it, they would always choose someone else over her. To them, she had only ever been a distraction, a toy to share and throw away.

When you look up at the stars, have you ever thought that there is a monster looking at you? When you pass by someone, have you ever thought that it cast greedy eyes on your flash and blood? Humans are not alone, monsters are around us.

"Jika seluruh tower itu dihancurkan, maka tak akan ada lagi kehidupan! Tak ada lagi manusia, atau mereka yang hanya setengahnya!" Arthur dan Eleanor dipertemukan secara tak sengaja. Seorang gadis misterius yang ternyata seorang Elf. Eleanor sebenarnya tak ingin membantu manusia, karena kenangan buruk di masa kecilnya. Tapi demi kedua manusia kecil yang selalu bersamanya, ia memilih untuk menolong. Tetapi, apakah mereka mampu melawan musuh misterius yang mampu mengendalikan naga? Atau justru ikut menjadi korban, dan hanya mampu melihat kekejaman itu terjadi?

[WARNING : MATURE CONTENT PG18] This is a book by a love junkie, for love junkies. It revolves around a beautiful redhead with piercing blue eyes who finds herself torn between the man she thought she lost and the man she now has. But this is not just an ordinary love triangle, it’s one that involves creatures of old, the nosferatu, the Lycans, the elves and the dwarves. It involves a bloody struggle for liberation, a hard decision between duty to their people, and duties to their hearts, there will be pain, deceit, lust and love, you will experience a roller coaster of emotions as you follow the beautiful redhead’s journey from a simple life to one of life changing decisions. With the burden of being cursed with immortality through rebirth, a beautiful redhead spends her life trying to find how to break the curse so she can finally end her lonely existence, all the while shying away from emotional connections of any sort with others in hopes of protecting her heart from the pain of loss. Until she comes across a sweet, kind and loving man who she can’t help but fall in love with, but alas, he loses his life and the redhead has to forge on ahead without him, baring the pain, even in her next life, of losing the only man she ever allowed herself to love. She continues her lonely existence until she comes across a man who bares the same rebirth curse of immortality as her, a man who convinces her to open up her heart to love one more time. But what happens when her first love comes back into the picture? What happens when she realizes her curse is due to the fact that she is not even human? Journey with me through the exhilarating tale of romance with a twist. P.S : • There are explicit sexual scenes in this book • There is some form of reverse harem but love will prevail in the end. • There is death and blood • The book is set up in a medieval age (yes, soap existed in medieval times) • sexual language and profanity is also included *********************************************** “I’m sick and tired of this miserable existence, I just want to end it all. I just want want to die, and to stay dead,” Melissa muttered. Elric inched closer to Melissa and tilted her chin up. “But if you die, who will I spend the rest of eternity with?” Melissa swatted his hand away and got off the bed, the chamber was cold and dark after the fire had died out. She felt the chilling breeze from the window strike her bare skin, sending a wave of shivers down her spine. It was highly likely that she would catch a cold if she kept this up, but she didn’t care, disease didn’t scare her anymore. “You’re just going to have to make due without me your majesty,” She responded. King Elric got up and walked over to the beautiful red head. He wrapped his arms around her, feeling the warmth from her body heat up his bare skin. “Isn’t such a life worthwhile when you live it with the person you love?” The man asked “Love is pointless if it has no end.” Melissa responded coldly. “Even wedding vows end with ‘till death do us part.’”

Zhou Mo Sen was a doctor China, but he somehow transmigrates as a doctor in the US in 2003. However, there's a bad news: he has barely come to his senses when he finds himself pointed by a gun.

Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang yang sangat membenci penghianatan di dalam satu hubungan, namun berakhir di khianati oleh kekasihnya sendiri, kekasih yang akan ia nikahi. Aiden Elves Estley, pria berusia 27 tahun, berkepribadian sedikit tertutup. Seorang pemilik Perusahaan yang berkembang di bidang industri, mencampakkan kekasih yang berkhianat tepat malam di mana ia akan melamarnya. Hannah Eldora, gadis berusia 22 tahun, berkepribadian ceria, namun sedikit ceroboh. Seorang yang di penuhi kesederhanaan dalam hal apapun meski memiliki segalanya. Mahasiswa tingkat dua jurusan Akuntansi. Dan satu ikatan pun terjadi, setelah keduanya bertemu dalam satu insiden yang tidak di sengaja, berawal dari keduanya yang berada di dalam satu mobil yang sama. Di mana kondisi Aiden Elves dalam keadaan mabuk, hingga keduanya berakhir di sebuah Hotel.