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Meet Sam—a socially awkward, noodle-obsessed NEET who never expected his greatest achievement to be... getting flattened by two trucks at once. But hey, if you're going to die, might as well go out in style, right? Instead of moving on to the afterlife, Sam finds himself reincarnated in a magical world. The catch? He’s not a hero, not a wizard, and certainly not some mighty warrior. Nope, he's a snake. A tiny, scaly, noodle of a snake with zero chill, a sarcastic attitude, and a hunger for survival. Armed with a status window, some basic skills, and an unnatural obsession with eating other monsters to gain their powers, Sam’s got one goal: to become the ultimate predator. Along the way, he’ll unlock new abilities, devour anything that crosses his path (seriously, no one's safe), and evolve into increasingly deadly—and ridiculous—forms. But it’s not all fun and slithers. Between dodging overzealous adventurers, evading ridiculously powerful monsters, and navigating ancient ruins with world-altering secrets, Sam’s got his hands—er, fangs—full. It’s survival of the sneakiest as Sam tries to climb his way up the food chain, one bite at a time. Can this former NEET-turned-snake survive the wilds, outsmart his enemies, and become the nightmare every adventurer fears? Find out in "Snake’s Survival Guide: From Noodle to Nightmare"—a tale of deadly evolution, sarcastic humor, and one very persistent predator!

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Hana Takahashi, a cheerful and kind-hearted young woman, runs a small ramen shop on her own after losing her parents in an accident. Despite the hardships, she remains optimistic, pouring her love into every bowl she serves. One of her regular customers, Ryo Kobayashi, is a quiet and mysterious man who seems oddly interested in her. What Hana doesn’t know is that Ryo is a hitman, feared in the underworld. As he falls for her warmth and kindness, he struggles to keep his deadly profession hidden. Between dodging his past enemies, dealing with nosy coworkers, and surviving the ramen shop’s aggressive cat, Ryo’s double life becomes a chaotic balancing act. Will he manage to keep his secret from Hana, or will fate (and bad luck) expose everything in the most ridiculous way possible?

This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.

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When a K-drama-obsessed college student chokes to death on spicy ramyeon during Revenge of the Weak’s explosive finale, she expects her story to end as a meme. Instead, she’s reborn as Lady Evangeline Antoinette Kraevia Evernight, the prophesied youngest daughter of a powerful duke in a world where magic, nobility, and absurdity collide. Armed with a glowing birthmark that summons holographic K-pop idols, a knack for hexing her enemies bald, and a talking cat with delusions of grandeur (“Call me Lord Whiskerton, peasant”), Evangeline quickly learns that noble life is just another drama—but with more swords and fewer subtitles. Her To-Do List: 1. Survive assassination attempts (toddler princes with marriage contracts are weirdly persistent.) 2. Master her chaotic magic (accidentally turning the archbishop’s robes into ramyeon counts as progress, right?). 3. Avoid her four overprotective brothers (one’s a sword-wielding mama’s boy, one’s a scheming scholar, one’s a pyromaniac mage, and the youngest just wants a pet swan). 4. Decode her prophecy (“Child of Moon and Shadow” sounds cool, but why does it involve sentient noodles?). But when a mysterious enemy awakens a ramyeon elemental hellbent on seasoning the kingdom into submission, Evangeline must rally her dysfunctional family, her sassy cat, and EX’ ACT’s greatest hits to prove that even a noodle-fueled isekai disaster can rewrite destiny—one spicy misadventure at a time.

HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....

Kazuki and Koemi, two third-year high schoolers, take on the challenge of running Koemi's late grandfather's restaurant. As they navigate the complexities of running the business, they also confront their own personal struggles for each other. Together, they strive to honor the legacy of Koemi's grandfather while forging a path of balancing school life, restaurant, and their own relationship.