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Dead Funny Valentine

Dead Funny Valentine

When Lena Mortimer, a sharp-tongued stand-up comedian who’s made a career mocking romance, inherits a decrepit Victorian mansion in a sleepy coastal town, she thinks it’ll make the perfect writing retreat — and cheap housing. What she doesn’t expect is that her new home is haunted by the ghost of her great-great-grandfather’s fiancée, a Victorian socialite who died mysteriously before her wedding. But this ghost isn’t alone. The house seems alive — lights flicker in rhythm with laughter, and Lena begins hearing heckles from invisible voices during her rehearsals. Things get worse when she discovers her new neighbor, Dr. Eli Graves, a reclusive mortician with a PhD in parapsychology, who seems to know too much about her family’s dark history. When Lena accidentally performs stand-up in front of a room full of spirits (who think she’s hilarious), she’s plunged into a supernatural love triangle: Eli, the living man she’s falling for despite her cynicism — and Julian, the sarcastic, charming ghost haunting her bedroom mirror. As romance and horror collide, Lena must uncover the century-old curse binding the spirits to the mansion before it claims her as its next victim. But the deeper she digs, the more she realizes: the curse might not be about death at all — it’s about love gone wrong… and laughter might be the only thing that can break it. A darkly funny, romantic, and chilling ride through heartbreak, hauntings, and hysterics — Dead Funny Valentine is where The Haunting of Hill House meets Notting Hill.
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What are some of the most memorable funny 911 dispatcher stories?
There was a case where an elderly man called 911 because his TV remote stopped working. He thought it was some kind of emergency. The dispatcher spent a few minutes explaining that it wasn't an emergency but then also helped him troubleshoot the remote over the phone. It was both funny and heartwarming how the dispatcher handled it. They actually managed to get the remote working again. The man was so happy and thanked the dispatcher profusely.
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2024-12-05 20:09
What are some of the most interesting 911 dispatcher funny stories?
Well, there was this call where a kid dialed 911 by accident. When the dispatcher asked what was wrong, the kid said he just wanted to talk to someone. The dispatcher was very patient and had a short friendly chat with the kid until they could get in touch with his parents. It was a cute and funny situation.
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2024-11-19 21:39
Can you share some funny dispatcher stories?
Sure. One time a dispatcher received a call from a panicked man who said there was a huge 'beast' in his backyard. When the responders arrived, it turned out to be a large raccoon. Another dispatcher had a caller who was lost but could only describe the place as 'where the big tree with the funny shape is'. And then there was a dispatcher who got a call from a little kid who thought the fire truck siren was a 'big monster's roar' and was very scared until the dispatcher calmed him down and explained what it really was.
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2024-11-18 13:57
Can you share some 911 dispatcher funny stories?
There was a 911 call where a woman called because she thought her neighbor was stealing her Wi - Fi. She was so angry and the dispatcher had to calm her down while also explaining that it wasn't really a 911 emergency. It was quite humorous how seriously she took the 'theft' of her Wi - Fi.
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2024-11-19 20:48
Can you share some funny 911 dispatcher stories?
Well, there was a story about a woman who called 911 because she couldn't get her cat out of a tree. While this is a common situation, the way she described the cat as 'holding the tree hostage' made the dispatcher chuckle. In the end, they sent the local fire department to rescue the cat.
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2024-12-05 14:04
What are the most interesting funny dispatcher stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a dispatcher who got a call from a guy who said his cat was stuck on the roof. When the rescue team arrived, the cat had already come down and was sitting by the front door. Another is a dispatcher receiving a call from a woman who thought she saw a bear in her garden, but it was just a large bush that looked like a bear in the dim light. There was also a dispatcher who had to deal with a man who accidentally dialed the emergency number while trying to call his pizza place.
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2024-11-18 15:39
Share some scary 911 dispatcher stories.
There was a case where a 911 dispatcher received a call from a child. The child was crying uncontrollably and all he could say was that there was 'a monster' in the house. The dispatcher had to be really patient. She asked the child simple questions to find out the address. It turned out there was a large, stray dog that had gotten into the house through an open window, which was really scary for the little boy.
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2024-11-01 12:56
Share some scary dispatcher stories.
There was a dispatcher story where the caller was a lost hiker in a very remote area. It was getting dark and the dispatcher had to rely on the hiker's very limited description of the surroundings. The hiker was also on the verge of hypothermia, which made the situation extremely tense. The dispatcher had to work fast to coordinate a search and rescue team.
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2024-12-14 08:02
What are some interesting real 911 dispatcher stories?
There was a 911 dispatcher who received a call from a lost hiker in the mountains. The dispatcher had to work with the hiker to figure out their location using landmarks and the little bit of phone signal they had. They managed to send a rescue team just in time before nightfall.
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2024-12-12 13:52
What are the most memorable scary 911 dispatcher stories?
A memorable one is when a caller reported seeing a figure with a weapon outside their window. The dispatcher had to stay calm and get all the details. Another is the story of a hiker lost in the woods at night, scared and injured. The dispatcher had to guide rescuers to the area. And there was also the time a dispatcher received a call from someone who thought they were being haunted. These stories are memorable because they involve high - stress situations and the dispatcher's crucial role in handling them.
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2024-11-01 12:46
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