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Lin Quan traveled to the year 2012 and became the adopted son of Pep Guardiola. He originally played as a midfielder, but unexpectedly gained Messi's Prime attributes from him due to the sudden awakening of the "King of Football" system. That year, the incomparable duo reached its peak. Messi scored 91 goals, while Cristiano Ronaldo scored 63, dominating the entire world of football, leaving no room for a third contender. However, from that year on, the rivalry between the incomparable duo transformed into a three-player confrontation. Guardiola: There are rumors suggesting that I relied on Lin Quan to win so many championships. Let me clarify, this is not true. Mourinho: If Guardiola didn't have Lin, his honors would never surpass mine! Messi: People say that Lin Quan plays like me, but I think that's not entirely accurate because Lin is even more versatile than me. Cristiano Ronaldo: I thought my only rival was Messi, but another Lin Quan unexpectedly emerged. If you want to read the chapters in advance and support me, here is my Patreon. patreon.com/johanssen10 Chapters on my Patreon Soccer: I have the attributes of Messi in his Prime (up to chapter 85) I cannot be a Martial Ancestor, then I will be Emperor Yan. (up to chapter 60) Dou Po: Tie Xiao Xun'er at the beginning and get ten times feedback (up to chapter 30)

In the post-Hokage era, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage who perished in battle, suddenly wakes up to find himself in a different world. Are you still concerned about the final battle between Boruto and the Ōtsutsuki clan? The reappearance of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, reveals an unexpected truth. It turns out that the Great Toad Sage’s prophecy was accurate—Boruto Uzumaki is indeed the prophesied child. However, what changed was not the fate of the ninja world, but Naruto's own destiny. The Sage of Six Paths holds the Rinnegan in his left hand and the Time-Space Relic, Plough, in his right. Looking at Naruto before him, he asks once again: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you were to be reborn, tell me—what would you choose?" With unwavering determination, Naruto responds: "I will abandon all hesitation, protect everything in the ninja world at all costs, and make up for the regrets of my past life!" Dear Readers For 120 Advance Chapters Join My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/NF25

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The standard “golden finger” cheat that every reborn or transmigrator army gets turned out to be a rather awkward divine artifact. [Monster Creation? But why does my Monster Creation look so different?] Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at the “Boosted Gear of the Red Dragon Emperor” manifested on his left hand, and the “Light Wings of the White Dragon Emperor” on his back, falling into deep thought. Imagination grants ability, and the reborn have opened the door to another world. [Eh? Eh!! I didn’t even plan on transmigrating!] His sudden fall into another world began with a chance encounter in a bathroom with a girl. [Eh? Your name is… Loki?] Thus begins Sawada Tsunayoshi’s life in another world, and his search for the way back home.

After losing his girlfriend to a brave hero, Toru is expelled from his S-Rank party. With a feeling of sadness and pain in his heart, he defeats a demon he meets outside the city, and his ability [to save experience] is broken! Toru becomes level 300 in the blink of an eye! With this power that far surpasses that of heroes, there is nothing that can stop him. Kaede, a slave he met on his journey, forms a group called the “Mangyu Brigade”, and easily completes dungeons, acquires the legendary sacred weapons, and thanks to his skills, his friends level up easily! He rescued a countess who was attacked by bandits on the road and befriended a legendary beast. Oru’s journey continues at a leisurely pace, as he repeatedly encounters various people along the way, while his former party of heroes is deprived of opportunities to play an active role and fall into decline. Tags: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Harem, Romance, Seinen, Tragedy The storry does not belong to me . i am posting it here so that i can read it on this app . the story belong to the orrginal auther and translator .

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: Patreon.com/UIGOD Transmigrating to Douluo Continent, he surprisingly became the brother of Qian Xunji. Thinking about the foolish actions of the Wuhun Hall's three idiots that would later harm the Wuhun Hall, Qian Xunfeng immediately felt a sense of frustration. At the age of six, Qian Xunfeng awakened his Eight-Winged Holy Angel, starting with a divine position, and decided to take a gamble. At thirty-eight, he broke through to Title Douluo, being hailed as the youngest Title Douluo on the continent, when a red-robed bishop came to report. "Reporting, Saintess Bibi Dong is in a state of desperation, insisting on eloping with that trash from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan." Qian Xunfeng smiled indifferently: "Good, let her go. There will be a time when she comes back crying." Many years later. What? This is Douluo Continent, where my Qian family can't do as they please? Laughable! This is clearly my Qian family's continent, and what my Qian family sets its sights on will eventually belong to my Qian family. I, Qian Xunfeng, came to Douluo Continent to become the emperor. In an unexpected turn of events, the first-round Tang San reincarnated as Qian Renchuan, Qian Xunfeng's son. Qian Xunfeng unexpectedly discovered that the second-round God-King Tang San had also been reborn, and under Qian Xunfeng's direction, Qian Renchuan and Xiao Wu were deeply in love. (The protagonist has multiple female leads, some male supporting characters are pure love, there will be female leads who fall into depravity, and there will be obsessed women, with childbirth plots.) (Torture Tang San, torture Grandmaster, and a little bit of torture for Bibi Dong in the early stages.)

In his former life, he was a man haunted by regret—a sterile, solitary soul who yearned for a family he could never have. Then fate threw him a curveball: transmigration. Now, he wakes up as Frank Gallagher, the notorious drunk and deadbeat dad from Shameless—except this time, the dysfunction is just the beginning. Suddenly saddled with six wildly diverse kids, Frank is knee-deep in the chaos of fatherhood—equal parts disaster and accidental wisdom. But beneath the surface of slurred words and bad decisions, something else is brewing. This isn't just the gritty South Side of Chicago anymore. Something darker is creeping in. The lines between worlds begin to blur as superheroes, sorcerers, demons, and hunters stalk the shadows. From Stark Industries to the Sanctum Sanctorum, from Hell’s Kitchen to Hell itself, Frank finds himself entangled in a multiversal spiral of cosmic stakes and personal redemption. He's not just a drunken dad anymore. He's a wildcard in a universe where Iron Man suits clash with angels and shapeshifters, and where the dead don’t always stay buried. Welcome to the wildest crossover you never saw coming. --- Update Schedule: 1 Chapter/day from Monday to Friday. Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

After experiencing a game once, Subaru Natsuki had someone he admired in his heart. Today as well, Subaru Natsuki is chasing after his close friend, fighting while learning and imitating his friend’s fighting style. Moreover, he now has two cheat-like powers. One is the "Return by Death" cheat that came from who-knows-where. The other was sent by the god who organized the game.

Leo was an ordinary 22-year-old young man who was kidnapped by OAA (One Above All) right before he was about to lose his virginity to his college professor. OAA sent Leo to another world with a system. MC will be Traveling Diffrent Worlds In Both Anime And Movies. 1st world: Hotel Transylvania 1. 2nd world: Rise of the Nura Clan. 3rd world: Harry Potter. 4th world: House Of Dragon and Game of Thrones Arthur's Note: My grammar may not be the best, but I'm improving it. I don't own any of the characters, only my original character (OC). The cover image I got from Google, so I do not own it. I would appreciate feedback and support if you enjoy the story. I will be updating it three days a week.

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."