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Bad news: You’ve just been conscripted by the Emperor. Good news: You’re now in charge of recruiting the Cursed High Lords, and your chess pieces can be brought to life. You can even possess and personally command them. Bad news: You only have 500 points, and can summon nothing beyond basic units. Good news: By leveling up, you can earn more points, gain greater authority, and eventually claim your own colony as a newly appointed Planetary Governor. Bad news: A Necron tomb lies right beneath your seat of power. Good news: Even more Cursed High Lords are waiting for your call to arms. So gather your allies, prepare for the unexpected, and plunge into a chaotic yet thrilling Warhammer 40,000 adventure where every move could change the fate of your world. ---------------------------- If you want to support me: patreon.com/TripleCrown07

Get the fully translated and completed novel here: Patreon.com/UIGOD Transmigrating to Douluo Continent, he surprisingly became the brother of Qian Xunji. Thinking about the foolish actions of the Wuhun Hall's three idiots that would later harm the Wuhun Hall, Qian Xunfeng immediately felt a sense of frustration. At the age of six, Qian Xunfeng awakened his Eight-Winged Holy Angel, starting with a divine position, and decided to take a gamble. At thirty-eight, he broke through to Title Douluo, being hailed as the youngest Title Douluo on the continent, when a red-robed bishop came to report. "Reporting, Saintess Bibi Dong is in a state of desperation, insisting on eloping with that trash from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan." Qian Xunfeng smiled indifferently: "Good, let her go. There will be a time when she comes back crying." Many years later. What? This is Douluo Continent, where my Qian family can't do as they please? Laughable! This is clearly my Qian family's continent, and what my Qian family sets its sights on will eventually belong to my Qian family. I, Qian Xunfeng, came to Douluo Continent to become the emperor. In an unexpected turn of events, the first-round Tang San reincarnated as Qian Renchuan, Qian Xunfeng's son. Qian Xunfeng unexpectedly discovered that the second-round God-King Tang San had also been reborn, and under Qian Xunfeng's direction, Qian Renchuan and Xiao Wu were deeply in love. (The protagonist has multiple female leads, some male supporting characters are pure love, there will be female leads who fall into depravity, and there will be obsessed women, with childbirth plots.) (Torture Tang San, torture Grandmaster, and a little bit of torture for Bibi Dong in the early stages.)

In his former life, he was a man haunted by regret—a sterile, solitary soul who yearned for a family he could never have. Then fate threw him a curveball: transmigration. Now, he wakes up as Frank Gallagher, the notorious drunk and deadbeat dad from Shameless—except this time, the dysfunction is just the beginning. Suddenly saddled with six wildly diverse kids, Frank is knee-deep in the chaos of fatherhood—equal parts disaster and accidental wisdom. But beneath the surface of slurred words and bad decisions, something else is brewing. This isn't just the gritty South Side of Chicago anymore. Something darker is creeping in. The lines between worlds begin to blur as superheroes, sorcerers, demons, and hunters stalk the shadows. From Stark Industries to the Sanctum Sanctorum, from Hell’s Kitchen to Hell itself, Frank finds himself entangled in a multiversal spiral of cosmic stakes and personal redemption. He's not just a drunken dad anymore. He's a wildcard in a universe where Iron Man suits clash with angels and shapeshifters, and where the dead don’t always stay buried. Welcome to the wildest crossover you never saw coming. --- Update Schedule: 1 Chapter/day from Monday to Friday. Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5

After traveling to the 30th millennium, Caelan thought he would just idle his days away. Little did he expect the Emperor to ask him for parenting advice. "Neoth, they are your sons! How can you, as their father, shirk your responsibilities and leave all the children for me to raise? What kind of father are you?" "Horus, you are the First-Found, the Emperor's favorite son. Why are you coming to me? Stay away from me!" "Perturabo, what are you doing? Put me down! I want to stay with Sanguinius!" "Russ, stop Angron! He's trying to read my mind! What? You say you also want to know who my favorite child is?" "I've told you, I'm not your dad!"

Thrall traveled through time and became the son of Planet Devourer! Possessing abilities and potential even more powerful than Galactus! Swallow the planet, swallow the sun, swallow the universe, swallow all the heavens and worlds! Odin once surrendered at my feet, and the earth was a plaything in my palm. When Thanos saw me, he could only kneel down and beg for mercy! I, Sal Garland, am destined to be immortal and transcend everything!

READER DISCLAIMER (CONTENT WARNING) !!!!!!!This novel contains explicit adult content unsuitable for minors.!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Sexual content: Some chapters include explicit sex scenes. - Underage characters: The story features high school-aged characters (minors) in mature situations. This is a work of fiction and does not endorse or romanticize underage relationships in real life. - Audience: Intended for 18+ readers only. If you are below the legal age in your region, please refrain from reading. Fiction disclaimer: Events and characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real life is coincidental. Read at your own discretion. If you’re uncomfortable with mature themes, consider choosing another work. Thank you. ============================================= 34 years old salaryman Koichiro Kasahara, overwhelmed by work-related stress, ends up embracing a middle school girl named Aika in a park. Tormented by guilt over soliciting her, Koichiro learns that she is a homeless girl abandoned by her parents and decides to raise her as his own daughter.

Overhead world, there are no well-known movies, music and novels on earth. The restaurant and milk tea shop that I had saved for the first half of my life was lost. The dad, who was approaching middle-aged, faced high debts and his wife's divorce, so he co Summary Overhead world, there are no well-known movies, music and novels on earth. The restaurant and milk tea shop that I had saved for the first half of my life was lost. The dad, who was approaching middle-aged, faced high debts and his wife's divorce, so he could only bring her 6-and-a- half-year-old daughter Jiajia back. In the countryside, I wanted to go to the construction site every day to move bricks and dig the land to plant the fields. While working hard to repay the debts, at the same time supporting the elderly and pulling my daughter up, as for myself... I can only die without thinking. No, a tuft of bird droppings happened to hit the screen of the phone, and then he automatically joined a [Marvel chat group]. "What? Grab Iron Man's red envelope, get 6,000 yuan in cash, and 1 Iron Man armor fragment." "Grab the red envelope of Spider-Man, get 10 yuan in cash, and 1 mutant spider fragment." "Grab the red envelope of Thanos, get an autographed photo of Thanos, and 1 infinite gem fragment." [No good, Iron Man is in danger, send a distress signal, travel through time and space to rescue Iron Man, get Iron Man intimacy +10, and get 1 random art prize. ] [Congratulations to the art prizes: "Fights Break the Sphere", "Confession Balloon" and "Wandering Earth"]

Well, what happens when your father reveals he is a God and an overpowered one on that? Leo didn't know what he had to do with that information because his father transmigrated him to Tensura, a World where a 'slime' that can destroy continents exists. Armed with his godly lineage and a system that grants him things from other worlds or games, how will he steamrolle everyone that comes in his way or will he face challenges that even with his hack he couldn't overcome? Oh, and he also has a village that he has to turn into a Pantheon. ****** Give a try to my novel. Give me power stones if you like them. Every chapter contains 2k+ words. Tensura and the Games belongs to their respective creaters. The cover was found on Pinterest.

[Single female protagonist + milk dad + dog food sweet text] Qin Lang was dumped, and Su Shihan, a rare student in a century-old school, came to the classroom to look for him and said he had become a father. It turned out that at the meeting of the two schools last year, drunk Qin Lang and Su Shihan had an encounter. Qin Lang, who is still a college student and only has a handsome face, how should he support his wife and children? Novice daddy, don’t panic, the daddy system is online. Say hello to the baby in the belly and reward the host with 20,000 yuan in cash. Do prenatal education for the baby and reward the host for singing skills. Make handmade toys for your baby and reward the host with carving skills. … Before he knew it, Qin Lang became an all-around expert on bringing the baby!

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!