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He Only Has Eyes For You

He Only Has Eyes For You

Gem Atkinson, River State's Number One Gentleman, high-ranking and influential, handsome and unparalleled, known to the world as Young Master Unparalleled. Forsythia Brown lost her parents at a young age and lived in Atkinson Manor, not only did she not suffer the hardships of living under someone else's roof, but instead grew increasingly proud of being Miss Atkinson. Gem Atkinson was the one who had encouraged her insouciance. 【Example One】 "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss has scratched Miss Spencer's face." "Only the face? Hm, Viola, how I have taught you? If someone pushes you, at least beat them until they can't get out of bed for three months." 【Example Two】 "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss has broken the Governor's son's leg." "Oh, has Viola been injured?" Subordinate: Value your life, stay away from the Young Miss. 【Example Three】 "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss says she's going to the moon for Mid-Autumn cake this year." "Contact the Space Agency, arrange the time." Subordinates: Kneel and hug the Young Miss's leg, and beg for her presence. 【And Then…】 On the day of Gem Atkinson's wedding, the bride-to-be was tragically kidnapped. The culprit, Forsythia Brown! "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss said: if you marry her, she'll release the bride, otherwise, she tears the ticket." "I'll marry." Forsythia Brown successfully forced marriage and transformed from Miss Atkinson to Young Mrs. Atkinson. Thereafter, the couple had a deep love for each other, which attracted the envy of others. However, just three short years later, the couple's love broke apart. "Forsythia Brown, if you don't suffer imprisonment, who else will?" Gem Atkinson personally sent Forsythia Brown to prison. Five years later, Forsythia Brown was released from prison. From then on, love and resentment grew, and the wind and clouds rose. In the midst of life and death, she realized that he had always been deeply devoted to her and had always protected her under his wings! ★ In one sentence: this is a story about a flapper who transformed into a queen. Another sentence: also a story of a cool, domineering, and super cute baby who is involved with her father's love and hatred. ★ 【Father-daughter confrontation One】 "Handsome brother, I'm four years old, not a one-year-old kid. That was a real attack, how can you say it was just a drill with a clear conscience?" A certain man, eyes flashing with stars: What a cool kid. ★ One-on-one, pure in body and mind, open country, please don't read into it too much. ★ On another note, for those who love ancient novels, please check out my finished works: "My Wife" is a match between a handsome, noble appearance and a cunning, wealthy lady. "Master's Planted" is a clever teacher-student showdown among high-level players! "Master's Return to Overbearing Spoiling" is a love for beauties but not the country! "My Empress, Emperor Zhangsun" is the story of the tyrant favored by the once-in-a-lifetime emperor.
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2046 Chs
Nanomante Renacida - ¿Me he convertido en una Chica de Nieve?

Nanomante Renacida - ¿Me he convertido en una Chica de Nieve?

—¿Estoy capturada? Bueno, no puedo evitarlo ya que no me puedo mover. —¿Experimentada? Al menos dame algún anestésico. —¿Estoy libre? Dejadme obtener un poco de venganza. —¿Quieres suplicar por tu vida? Lo siento, esta señorita aquí guarda rencor. —Destruí el laboratorio, así que ahora dejadme explorar este mundo libremente. —De alguna manera me uní al grupo del Señor Héroe. Bueno, parece divertido. —¡Ay, qué cruel! Por el honor de ser un héroe, ¿matarías a esta señorita, eh? —sonrió mientras se desangraba. —Che, ¿todavía tienes ánimo para bromear en este momento? —dijo él con una mirada fulminante. —¿Qué es la vida si no para disfrutar de cada momento? Ya que voy a morir y no puedo vengarme, espero que alguien más lo haga. —Nadie lo hará. Tú eras la única que era más poderosa que yo con tu Nanomancia. Ahora que te has ido —Shh, niño. Estoy intentando morir en paz aquí. —¡Pero soy may-! —¡Shh! Los niños buenos no molestan a sus mayores. —Pero tú! —Adiós~ —sonrió antes de perder las fuerzas. —¡Mierda! ... —¿Por qué estoy durmiendo en los campos de nieve? —Los Señores Lobos me gruñen. ¿Tienen hambre, eh?... Yo también. —Este es mi segundo libro, por favor ten piedad de este autor. Disfruten. —La portada fue dibujada por el increíble Aoi Ogata. —Nanomante=Un mago que utiliza nanobots. —Servidor de Discord: https://discord.gg/vrdTSkj8Va.
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1281 Chs
He Is Suddenly Addicted to Her, Why?

He Is Suddenly Addicted to Her, Why?

# HAPPYENDING # TWOWAYCRUSH # SCUM-TORTURING Jiang Yaoyao’s boyfriend suddenly cheated on her, and the mistress was her nemesis of many years! After teaching those scumbags a lesson, the young lady of the Jiang family declared publicly, “Since she screwed me over, I’ll screw her brother!” Half an hour later, under the dim light of a bar corridor, a handsome man with an indifferent look on his face narrowed his eyes. He let out a puff of smoke and said in a low, alluring voice, “I heard you wanted to screw me?” Jiang Yaoyao stuttered nervously, “I-I-I… I was only joking!” Bo Jinlan: “...” #I’ve waited for you to break up for so long, but I didn’t expect you to be so cowardly# [Male lead] Bo Jinlan was the eldest son of the Bo family, who were the wealthiest in the city. People only knew that he was cold, majestic, modest and placed himself above everyone else. He never had a woman by his side. He was the last and only elegant gentleman in the upper-class society. Until one day, a certain gossip Weibo posted a photo: On the roadside late at night, Bo Jinlan was wearing a suit and leather shoes, pressing a girl in a red dress against the car as he kissed her. The whole upper society was in an uproar. No one ever thought the always gentle and elegant Bo Jinlan would act so wild in private! Jiang Yaoyao: “Mr. Bo is not only wild in private, but he’s also very seductive!” [Female lead] Jiang Yaoyao had secretly loved Bo Jinlan for many years. She carefully hid her feelings, until she woke up one day in a hotel with him lying beside her… Later, when she became Bo Jinlan’s fiancee, nobody in the Jiang family dared to bully her anymore. All the bigshots in high society were respectful to her. Everywhere she went, a bunch of younger people would call her “sister-in-law”. And then… Mr. Bo was suddenly so addicted to her!
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1095 Chs
Why does he always tell us funny stories?
Maybe he just wants to make us laugh. He enjoys seeing our happy faces when we hear those funny stories.
3 answers
2024-10-24 21:48
Who is he? Why does he always tell us funny stories?
He could be our friend Tom. Tom loves making people laugh and he has a great collection of funny stories from his own experiences.
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2024-11-26 05:02
What kind of funny stories does he always tell us?
He tells a lot of pun - based funny stories. You know, like using words with double meanings to create humorous situations. For instance, he told a story about a man who went to a 'bank' (both a river bank and a financial institution) and got confused about which 'bank' he was really at.
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2024-11-24 21:18
What kind of person is he who always tells us funny stories?
He seems to be an optimistic person. Funny stories often carry positive vibes, and if he always tells them, it indicates that he has a positive outlook on life and wants to spread that feeling. For example, he might turn a bad situation into a funny story to show that there's always a way to see things in a lighter way.
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2024-10-27 10:12
He can't do anything, but he always brags. What does the story tell us?
The characters in this story often brag but never achieve anything. The story tells us that overconfidence and complacency often bring negative effects and even lead to failure and frustration. This story also tells us to be humble and cautious, not to believe too much in our own abilities, but to listen to the opinions and suggestions of others so that we can better achieve our goals.
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2024-09-17 15:02
Tell Us a Funny Story
Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing at a kids' party. He wanted to make a rabbit appear from his hat. But when he reached in, instead of a rabbit, he pulled out a very angry cat that hissed and chased him around the stage. All the kids were laughing hysterically.
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2024-10-30 00:21
Tell me some among us funny stories.
Once, I was playing Among Us. The imposter was trying so hard to be sneaky. But then he accidentally vented right in front of a crewmate who was just standing there stunned. It was hilarious because the imposter froze for a second and then just ran away, leaving the crewmate to report it immediately.
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2024-11-24 02:49
Tell me more amway us funny stories.
At an Amway meeting in the US, they had a costume party for some promotional event. One guy came dressed as an Amway product bottle. He was so into character that he walked around all night making product - related jokes. For example, he would say 'I'm full of amazing stuff, just like an Amway product!' Everyone thought it was really funny and it made the event very lively.
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2024-11-13 02:08
Why does he always tell boring stories?
It could be that he doesn't know his audience well. He might think that the things he finds interesting are universal, but in fact, they are not. For instance, if he is really into some very niche hobbies and only talks about those, it can be boring for others. Also, his storytelling skills might be lacking. Even if he has great stories, if he doesn't know how to present them in an engaging way, like lacking proper pacing or not using vivid language, the stories will come out boring.
1 answer
2024-11-30 23:15
Tell Us a Funny Cute Story
Once there was a little kitten. It tried to chase its own tail. It ran around in circles, looking so confused but also extremely cute. Every time it almost caught the tail, it would jump a bit higher, as if the tail was a naughty little mouse trying to escape. Finally, after a lot of spinning, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the floor, meowing softly as if asking for help.
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2024-12-08 12:11
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