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"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"

"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.
Fantasy
10 Chs
What are some funny cartoon roasts?
Well, there's the classic roast of SpongeBob SquarePants for always getting into wacky situations. Like when he tries to do something simple and ends up making a huge mess!
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2025-05-12 10:00
What are the funniest roasts for cartoon girls?
You could say something like 'That cartoon girl's fashion sense is straight out of a dumpster!' It's a simple but funny roast.
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2025-06-05 07:12
What are the common themes in 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
One common theme is Naruto highlighting Sasuke's pride. Naruto often uses Sasuke's over - the - top pride as a target for his roasts. For example, he might make fun of how Sasuke always thinks he's better than everyone else in terms of skills.
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2024-10-30 18:36
Which funny cartoon characters can be used for roasts?
I think characters like Homer Simpson from The Simpsons or Peter Griffin from Family Guy could be used for roasts. They have those comical and sometimes over-the-top personalities that can be played up for a good roast.
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2025-04-26 06:39
What does the guy that roasts cartoons do exactly?
Well, the guy that roasts cartoons might point out flaws or things he doesn't like about the cartoons. Maybe it's the poor writing, uninteresting characters, or bad graphics. He does it to entertain or express his opinions.
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2025-03-31 11:04
Can you recommend some 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
Another great one is 'Naruto's Epic Roast of Sasuke'. In this fanfiction, Naruto roasts Sasuke during a training session. He makes fun of Sasuke's brooding nature and how he always tries to act so cool. Naruto uses his own experiences and the times they've spent together to come up with some really cutting - edge roasts that leave Sasuke both angry and a bit embarrassed.
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2024-10-31 01:48
What are some interesting scenarios in 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction'?
In some 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction', Naruto might roast Sakura about her always chasing Sasuke. For example, he could say something like 'You're so blinded by Sasuke that you forget about the real things around you.'
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2024-11-21 05:20
How does 'naruto roasts sakura fanfiction' change the perception of their relationship?
It makes their relationship seem more complex. Instead of just being friends or comrades, the roasting adds a layer of banter.
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2024-11-21 09:09
What could go wrong when mom roasts a chicken? A funny take.
Maybe mom mixes up the spices. Instead of thyme, she uses cinnamon. So the chicken comes out smelling like a holiday dessert. Hilarious!
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2024-11-22 04:36
Is hinata cheating in the hinata cheating adult fanfiction?
Since it's a fanfiction, the idea of Hinata cheating could be a very unorthodox and out - of - character concept. It might be the result of the author wanting to create a controversial or alternative storyline. But in the official Naruto lore, Hinata is not associated with such behavior.
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2024-11-23 04:25
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