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Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.
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228 Chs
The Secret bob

The Secret bob

29 Mason sat in a cafe with Maria and Anthony, his case covered with bruises from getting beat by Jacob To be honest, he might have acted all mighty but then it felt so unfair that he just had to lose to a loser like Jacob It made him feel so miserable "What in the world happened to your face?" Maria gasped while checking it out "Were you beaten badly? By who ?" "Forget it" He waved her off and took a sip from his iced Americano which they had all ordered a cup each when they got to the cafe. His gaze diverted to Anthony and he arched his brow curiously "Who the fuck is he?" "I could just ask the same about you? Who the fuck are you and why would my sister bring me to a shabby guy like you" Anthony also had no chills He is definitely not the type to get bullied Especially not by a stranger "So you are the brother" Mason nodded after getting the issue "Nice to meet you, I am Mason Grey Hennessy" Anthony scoffed in disbelief and turned to Maria with a glare "What?" Maria shrugged "Seriously? You brought me here just to meet Jacob's brother? Have you not learnt from what happened to us the other day?" He sounded upset "Just calm down and listen" Maria tried to cool him off "Let me correct this" Mason took another sip from his iced Americano "I am Jacob's step brother, not his brother" "So what? As long as there is brother in your relationship then I would actually be grateful if you can stay away from me and my sister" "My point is....." Mason sighed frustratingly Having this feeling that Anthony would be a difficult one did not make him feel that good "Your point is what?" Anthony inquired "He is my enemy, just like he is your enemy too" Mason explained Anthony threw his head back in surprise and looked at Maria who gave him a nod and a soft chuckle "He is your enemy? Why? You don't like your brother? Does that mean you are a villain?" Mason suddenly felt uncomfortable "Don't act like you are all saint" Mason frowned "He was your brother-in-law and you never liked him either. Does that not make you a villain too?" "Can you guys just get along? Stop making this hard for me" Maria covered her face with her palm "How about you just explain the whole situation to your brother? He is starting to get on my nerves" Mason leaned his back on the chair and continue sipping his iced Americano "Anthony" Maria called "Mason needs our help" "And why do you think I should help a guy like him? He is rude and immature" "Just let that go. The one who gave him all this bruises is Jacob" "And so what? They are siblings who are meant to fight all day" "Let me just get straight to the point" Maria was also starting to get frustrated Why did she not think about how annoying Anthony can be sometimes "Grey Hennessy is planning to give Jacob all his inheritance when he dies" "What?" Anthony arched his brow "Why would he do that? I am pretty sure he has three sons including Jacob so why would Jacob be the only one receiving the inheritance?" "I know right? Don't you just feel bad for me and my brother?" Mason leaned forward, at ease that Anthony was slowly getting on the same page with them "I understand that you guys are his illegitimate son but still, that is not so good" Anthony sighed while Mason's eyes darkened Illegitimate? One of the words he hate most in this world One of the thing that has made him always lose to Jacob all his life It is just the fact that he is an illegitimate son . "You seems to know a lot about our family" the corner of his lips moved up "After Jacob's identity got revealed, I read a lot of magazines about you guys and I also watched the news" Anthony seems proud of himself "Anyways, what are you going to do now that your Father plans to give his whole to Jacob?" "We just have to make sure he does not" Maria replied "And how are we going to do that?" "Coming up with a plan" Mason was the one to reply this time "What plan?" Anthony asked "For now, we just have to make Jacob unreliab
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DR BOB

DR BOB

A POWERFUL SPELL TO HELP YOU GET YOUR EX LOVER BACK NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU BROKE UP OR WHOM HE/SHE MAY BE WITH NOW DR BOB WILL HELP YOU GET THEM BACK CONTACT DR. BOB VIA WHATSAPP : ( +2349153314547 ) EMAIL: drbobsupernaturalspelltemple@gmail.com Hello am STEPHANIE JANE from the united state, i read some testimony about Dr  Bob   on how he has helped people in bringing back there ex within 48hours i was just thinking if that was real, And decided to call a lady who made a testimony and also dropped her number, So i called her and ask her about Dr  Bob   she said Dr  Bob   is a trustworthy man and he his ready to bring back my lover for me, i was just so happy and a little bit relief that my lover will be back to me soon, Then i decided in contacting Dr  Bob   which i did, And before i could share him my problem he has already told me what i came for, And he said everything will be okay within 48hours that my lover will be back to my arms, So he said he would be casting the spell and that within 48hours my lover would call me, So i hoped so truly before the 48hours i got a call from a man who has left me for the past 1years saying he is sorry and he wants me back, i was happy and i said i also want him back, Then i traveled to Canada to meet him up,  And he apologized for what he has done to me now he proposed to marry me and we are both preparing for our wedding soon, All thanks to the great and World best spell caster, Dr Bob His private mail :  drbobsupernaturalspelltemple@gmail.com WhatsApp him directly :+2349153314547 https://www.facebook.com/drbobsupernaturalspelltemple/ 
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Tell me the 'bob the ghost story'.
I don't know the exact 'bob the ghost story'. Maybe it's a local legend where Bob is a ghost who got trapped in a particular place, like a well or a forest, due to some tragic event in his human life. People might have reported seeing strange apparitions or hearing spooky noises associated with Bob.
2 answers
2024-12-12 17:36
Tell me the story of Bob Ross.
Bob Ross was a famous American painter and television host. He was known for his show 'The Joy of Painting'. On his show, he would calmly and patiently create beautiful landscape paintings while talking in a soothing voice. He made painting seem accessible to everyone, even those who thought they had no artistic talent. His unique afro hairstyle was also quite iconic.
3 answers
2024-11-12 19:03
Tell me the Bob Marley story.
Bob Marley was a Jamaican singer - songwriter. He was a key figure in the development of reggae music. His music often carried messages of love, peace, and social justice. He formed the band The Wailers and had hits like 'No Woman, No Cry'. His Rastafarian beliefs also influenced his music and lifestyle. Marley's music has had a global impact, spreading the sounds and culture of Jamaica around the world.
2 answers
2024-12-10 04:29
Tell me the story of Little Bob.
I don't know the specific 'Little Bob story' yet. But generally, it could be about a little boy named Bob. Maybe he has some adventures in his neighborhood, like making new friends or exploring an old attic. It could also be about his school life, facing challenges and learning new things.
2 answers
2024-12-01 10:05
Tell me the life story of Bob Lilly.
Bob Lilly was a remarkable football player. He had an outstanding career. He was known for his dominant play on the defensive line. His skills and tenacity made him a feared opponent. He contributed greatly to his teams' success over the years.
2 answers
2024-11-23 10:10
Tell me the life story of Bob Crane.
Bob Crane was an American actor. He was best known for his role in 'Hogan's Heroes'. He had a passion for acting from a young age and worked hard to make a name for himself in Hollywood. He was a talented performer with a unique charm that endeared him to many viewers during the run of the show.
2 answers
2024-11-29 15:47
Tell me the real story of Bob Saget.
Bob Saget was a well - known American actor and comedian. He was famous for his role in 'Full House'. His real story involved a long and diverse career in the entertainment industry. He started as a stand - up comedian and then transitioned into acting. He was also involved in various charitable works. He had a great sense of humor that endeared him to many fans. His untimely death was a shock to the entertainment world.
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2024-12-01 09:17
Tell me the Bob and Annette love story.
Well, I don't actually know the specific Bob and Annette love story. It could be a story full of sweet encounters, like they met at a coffee shop. Bob accidentally spilled coffee on Annette, and from that clumsy start, they gradually found they had a lot in common and fell in love.
2 answers
2024-11-07 23:54
Tell me the 'bob and don love story'.
I don't really know the specific 'bob and don love story'. It could be a story about two friends named Bob and Don who develop a deep platonic love through shared experiences, like helping each other out in tough times, going on adventures together, and always being there for one another.
2 answers
2024-11-05 14:43
Tell me the life story of Bob Barker.
Bob Barker had a remarkable life. He started his career in the entertainment industry and gradually made his mark as a game show host. His show had a unique format that attracted a large audience. He was also actively involved in promoting animal rights. He used his platform to advocate for the well - being of animals, which was a significant part of his legacy.
2 answers
2024-11-09 14:00
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