lazarbeam meme olympics

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

THE LAST HUMAN In a near-future where enhancement divides humanity into the modified and the obsolete, natural athlete Jayson Rodriguez makes an impossible choice: enter the Singapore Centennial Ultra, the world's most brutal race designed to prove enhanced superiority. Starting dead last among 200 competitors worth millions in modifications, Jayson carries only his father's worn shoes and the stubborn belief that human is still enough. But the race becomes something neither side expected. As enhancement systems fail in Singapore's manufactured hell—jungles, deserts, mountains that break million-dollar legs—Jayson discovers that forward means nothing if you run alone. Each time he stops to help a fallen competitor, he loses places but gains something harder to measure: proof that evolution isn't about leaving others behind. When Wei Chen, enhancement's golden child who called Jayson "extinction walking," suffers catastrophic system failure at mile 37, everything changes. The natural athlete who should celebrate his rival's collapse instead offers his arm. Together they stumble toward a finish line that will redefine what both words mean. Crossing in last place, broadcast to billions, they spark a revolution neither intended. Natural running programs explode globally. Enhancement companies scramble to explain why their perfect athletes needed help from supposed obsolescence. And in Denver's working-class Sector 12, Jayson and Wei build something unprecedented: a training center where enhanced and natural athletes learn from each other, proving that different doesn't mean divided. A story of connection over competition, of choosing who to become when becoming "more" is possible, THE LAST HUMAN asks the question that will define our future: When given the chance to transcend human limits, can we do it without abandoning our humanity? "Sometimes last place is exactly where you need to finish to change everything."

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

Random representatives are chosen from a set of countries to compete in a virtual survival game. What is on the line? Fame, riches, and the pride of their nation.

I just want the author badge but I’ll continue to post some stupid shit after I get the badge. ?‍??

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Apa? Sinopsis? ngapain? Lagian ini novel kagak jelas, ngapain di kasih sinopsis anjir. Masih maksa? yaudah ini sinopsisnya. seorang pria wibu akut yang hobinya nonton meme dan anime kagak jelas, tiba-tiba masuk ke dunia Isekai, dan disana dia harus bertahan hidup sebisa mungkin.

Aiyana’s got rules. Rule #1: Don’t date hot guys. Rule #2: Seriously—don’t. Rule #3: If a hot guy smiles at you in public, just know your life is about to spiral faster than Wi-Fi during harmattan. Too bad the hottest guy on campus, Damian Cole, didn’t get the memo. One sticky Louisiana morning, Aiyana curved him in front of half the school and by 4 p.m., she was a meme. By 6, she was international. By 9, her gay bestie Jordan had already printed T-shirts. Now the internet thinks she’s a savage, her messy friend group is milking the drama, and Damian? Instead of walking away with his ego bruised, he’s decided to make her his new full-time hobby. What starts as a public rejection turns into fake-dating chaos, viral TikToks, clapbacks in the comments section, and the kind of banter that could make a nun reconsider celibacy. And Aiyana? She’s about to find out the real danger of hot guys isn’t heartbreak it’s accidentally catching feelings for one who’s way too good at being the villain in your story.

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."