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He was a talented boxer who newly became the world champion. But he cost his life to save a girl who fell from the building. What he didn’t expect was, he reincarnated and came back to life in the form of that girl! To keep pursuing his dream, he had to live as this girl and overcome difficulties. While defeating countless powerful opponents, he also had to handle those annoying wooers. He will reclaim his championship one day!

Living as the number one courtesan of capital city, Li Nianjiao is secretly an agile and vigorous vampire hunter who bears strong hatred towards the blood-sucking race. During one of her hunts, she accidentally got involved in the fight between the handsome looking Xiaye and the white-haired Vampire, but her indentity was found out by Xiaye, who then threatens her to do as he says? At the same time, the mysterious white-haired Vampire seem to have an ambigous approach towards her~

In this world, monsters are getting more powerful, but no matter how strong they are, they disappear in this mental hospital. Some even lose their dignity and become food ingredients or pets. We're talking about the Green Peak Mental Hospital, which is full of talents and powerful warriors. Lin Fan, a patient with severe mental illness, acquired a system one day. He claims that he's not mentally ill. He's just a normal person who enjoys cultivation. He's only got simple hobbies like sticking wires into sockets, climbing onto electrical transformers, and standing on the roof to wave a metal stick when it thunders.

Like everyone else, Yun Caiwei found herself transmigrating into the past. Unfortunately for her, she was thrown into the shoes of a frail, delicate girl. Worse still, her male lead is a huge tiger! In his human form, the tiger flirts with her, pampers her, and possessively dominates her. In his tiger form, though, he becomes... an adorable kitty?

A young and broke man, Yang Jinghua, finds himself 10 years younger after waking up from a traffic accident. Just as he is dreaming about it being a rebirth after death and that he will soon reach the peak of his life, a handsome white-haired man who calls himself the “Spirit Cleanser” appears in front of him. After this man tells Yang Jinghua “You are already dead”, he proposes a weird offer: “Boy, do you want to make a pact with me?” Gradually, a deep relationship is developed between these two men and they support each other on their journey.

In 2030, the doom of the whole humanity came. All the survivors were trapped in a game called 81 Tricky Quizzes. Answer the question, pass the test, glean the reward, so you can finally outrun the death. Only winners can stay alive. The female lead, however, is an unlucky person. Can she finally win the game and turn the table with her wisdom?

The top master Jia Fugui met a bunch of friends sharing the same ideals and they decided to establish the famous Muye Sect together. Other people, however, didn't treat them seriously because they are all bald, causing them an issue of self-esteem. With the second leader Tang Lin by his side, Jia Fugui went on a journey seeking the way of growing hair. Encountering different people of all kinds, they experienced a series of hilarious incidents.

He is the unapproachable Yuetian in the eyes of the world who protects the common people. At the same time, he is his most revered master, and also the name engraved in his heart. He tries his best to catch up to him but ultimately fails to do so. After the first mistake, every single step is a mistake. The love he tries to suppress is their bond, his obsession, and an unescapable nightmare. One day, you will only look at me even if we become enemies.

Writing has spirit, too? Writing is disappearing, humans are becoming cognitively dysfunctional, and the world is slipping into chaos? Oh, shoot. Writing has begun its revenge upon humankind! A failing student, Wan Yi, stumbles into the strange world of orthography, and the chosen pen-custodian begins his adventure in the World of Hanzi --- the mutated cacodemons, broken-apart clans, awakened ancient monsters, overturned rules of spiritual powers... Will the guardians successfully cultivate the sovereign rules of spiritual power, "The Hexateuch"?

"Humility! Honesty! Compassion! Bravery! Justice! Sacrifice! Pride! Faith!" He’s a lich, yet he abides by the chivalric code of knights! He’s a lich, yet he holds fast to faith and light! "Be fearless no matter how formidable the enemy! Be bold, loyal, and never disappoint the Holy Spirit! Be faithful, upright, and never submit to evil! Protect the weak, and never violate the heavens!" He stands unfettered at the top of the world, no matter how many curveballs life throws at him. No one—not even the Holy Spirit—could stop him from following the Holy Spirit! This is a story about a lich who becomes a knight and saves the princess.