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How I Made Love to a Walrus

[Introduction of MC as lovable genius with the brain the size of Jupitar, resulting in a folding of spacetime, thereby bending light around the MC. This accomplishes absolutely nothing, but I do get to flex my limited physics knowledge. Anyways, MC is introduced as an uber genius who has mastered every skill known to man, including, but not limited to: maths, a dozen languages (including binary, nudge nudge wink wink), geography, geology, physics, chemistry, earth and environmental sciences, potion brewing, and redstone 101. MC then proceeds to go to a very big brain high tech massive iq gargantuan cerebal cortex school where he/she trounces everybody in everything, from academics to sports to duelling to the death with yugioh cards.] Find authorized novels in Webnovel,faster updates, better experience,Please click www.webnovel.com <a href="https://www.webnovel.com">www.webnovel.com</a> for visiting.

[MC meets a bunch of stock characters (it's a general rule that such novels are meant to contain so much stock that you can easily make a soup outta it), goes along with them (in order to flex some more, of course). These side characters are largely there for solid comedic relief, involving: awkward physical interactions, all the sexual tension in the world, and, of course, the side characters failing to accomplish a level 1 warrior class quest, and being shown how to do it by the MC (especially if the MC is a level 3 mage).]

[MC then proceeds to beat the shit out of more people (see chapter 2, but without the magical transportation into different realms). Then more comedic stuff happens, rocks fall, everyone dies (except the MC). Ok, that last part isn't exactly true, but you get the gist of it. Unless some of that ;););) content happens.]

NIUr NIUr

Hint: It involved bestiality.

Have I attained shitpost apotheosis yet?

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