Cultivation System [Alpha] 0.1 C.S. [Alpha]

One day the self entitled "Strongest God of All Times" Seink decided to create his own cheat system to give hope of ascension for humanity!
[Actually no, I just did it to relief my boredom while waiting more work]
So he spend countless hours...
[37 minutes]
creating and perfecting it and finally choose one lucky guinea-pig to test it's power!
[That's right, just don't tell him I said that.]
So now follow the adventures of the unlucky guinea-pig in search for immortality!
"Hey! I never agreed to that!!! Let me go home!!!!"
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Let me first point out that if you want to ask when will the next chapter be written...
That depends on the stars, the bugs list, my boss and maybe your luck ;)
I'm quite lazy so don't expect fast releases XD

Also, feel free to criticize me as much as you want ;p all kinds of comments are welcome XD this is a comedy novel, so please make comments that will make me laugh XD

Finally, I put mature age because I don't know how to rate this XD
At this point, I'm not planning to write adult content but it may happen and I won't let my MC act like those jp anime protagonists if things escalate ;p, and another motive is that I can be quite crude in my language so its better for kids to stay away XD