Battle of the undead BOTU

You have heard of the battle of Hastings right? if not you can google it up. although I'd advise you not to! why?
well everything they've said so far is a lie... the tales they told are all false.
what if I tell you I have the right tale of the battle of Hastings in here?

This a tale of what really happened at the battle of Hastings and I'm not telling lies. *grins evilly*


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