Reviews of Beauty and The Bodyguard by Fishman The Second - Webnovel

i wonder who is responsible for update. translaor seems quit for a long time........

first of all I'd just like yo say i have no idea how this thing has a higher rating than "the genius system without equal", if there's anyone here who dissed that for this, then I'd just like to commend you on your explicable tastes. Moving on 600 chapters in and i haveno idea why I'm still reading, i speed-read most of it. First, what is up with your anxiety, you between scenes more times than i care to pay attention. In one particular section of chapters you went through 4 to 5 scenes per chapter, building up tension like how hunterxhunter did for the final fight, problem is they weren't even fight just drama, it gets you feelinh like there's more than one story in a single chapter n not the good kind. 2nd i hate perverted virgin authors and if you aren't one then you suck. The main character has had his personality butchered beyond salvation in what i can only assume is the author's idea of a perfect fantasy. We started off by learning he's an assasin, a cold blooded killer, great leader yade yade yada. He meets the client n he's somehow beyond all belief surprised by the wealth, you're a bloody assasin you've traveled the world , your coven owns real estate n hotels. Fine moving on he actually thinks its a good idea to watch **** in the livingroom on a tv he supposedly didn't know lets you watch it, fine I'll give you that he's a teenager. On to his relationships, i still have no idea how he ended up with Tan yin, one moment she hates him n he's just teasing her the next he's all like i wanna live a quiet life with her. Fine, he's new to it, but why in hell's frozen pits does he consistenly keep sabotaging himself. He flirts with everything that moves, doesn't bother clarifying situations n in all dumbness he actually say "ok" when Meng Yao tells him to report to her about what he does with his actual gf. His excuse, and i quote "better not poss her off"(refering to Meng yao)... How in hell's frozen pits did an idiot like this excel in the assasin field. Its none of her bloody business, all the idiot can think about is how he'd follow Yushu around if Meng yao ever got around to giving her to him. You flirt with Xiao xiao after you left your gf(and yes you dont know what xiao xiao told her) feeling insecure and hadn't clarified jack shit. And he somehow seems ignorant of his enemies, what kinda idiot thinks its fine to wait for your enemies to come after you so you can defend. Fine you dont wanna kill nobody, is your head a freakin decoration.... The single most and i literally mean the only in-character thing he ever did was rescue that shareholder's son from the mafia. The rest of time he's an idiot. Beating up a bunch of kids in school doesn't make you a badass you dumbass. The case solving is just an annoying prerequisite to him flirting with Song. As for his dumbass follower helping some random chic get together with your boss who has a gf, (who is bffs with your gf) because you feel sorry for her is the single dumbest thing in this book. The only thing that trumps that is when he saw them together when they went to rescue Fen n he was happy for her thinking they got together. Dude a word of advice, give up on romance, nothing in the first 600plus chapters I've read counts as romance or try n research more realistic scenarios. Make the mc less of a horn dog, he's either shameless pervert who doesn't goes after more than one woman or he's a gentleman he cant be both. It destroys the dynamic in books, n yes i know people like that exist in rl but none of them are S- class assasins. As for the girls who think this romance is awesome go wash out your ears. Peace