BEAKING NEWS: THE EMPRESS HAS SCALED THE FENCE AGAIN BNT

QUEENETH LIVED A GLUTTONOUS CAREFREE LIFE ONLY TO WAKE UP IN A STRANGE DYNASTY AS THE EMPRESS. WHAT MOTHER OF THE NATION? I AM CLEARLY SINGLE. EMPRESS NEEDS TO LOOK GOOD? PRODUCE A HEIR? WAIT TILL YOU DIE I AM THE SECOND VIRGIN MARY. IF HEAVENS BLESSME I WILL GIVE BIRTH TO AN APE FOR YOU. BURN THOSE CORSETS AND BRING ME THE BOWL OF RICE HOW CAN THIS QUEEN STARVE? [THE 24 YEAR OLD EMPEROR HAS SPROUT GREY HAIR ] HOW IS IT MY FAULT? JUST DYE IT BLACK.