Tales Of The Annoying, Yet Loving? Boyfriend

Elise: This is the story about my traumatizing years of being together with my boyfriend, Tyler. I don’t even know how we even got together, though I’m pretty sure he's the one who confessed to me first. In order not to break that boy's little delicate heart, I said yes when he asked me out.

Tyler: Who asked you out? You’re the one who asked me. I was just giving you the illusion that you had a chance with me. Besides, you can’t call those times traumatizing. That's a strong verb.

Elise: We both know it was you that confessed to me.

Tyler: Back to the topic here, my heart is not delicate. You hear me? It is not delicate. It’s strong, like me. Look at these muscles.

Elise: Way to flatter yourself. All I see is fat. What else are you going to say? That you’re stylish?

Tyler: You have great taste.

Elise: Heck no! You’re the one that wears the most ugliest mismatched flip flops of all time! You hurt me eyes wearing them every single day.

Tyler: At least I wear my right footwear on the right and the left footwear on the left, unlike someone! And at least speak in correct grammar....

Elise: It's comfortable! And me doesn’t care!

Tyler: I don’t understand you!

Elise: It’s me who doesn’t understand you!

Join this couple as they annoy each other in the most cutest ways possible as they ride through their last year of high school.

Tyler: Wait, did you just call me fat?

Elise: (Currently unavailable)

Tyler: Come back here! Let me make this clear, I’m not fat! I’m beautiful and handsome! Just look at my face!

Elise: Pig!

Tyler: HEY, YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT!!



Warning: Updates fluctuates from time to time. I apologize for that!