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Adventures Of Deadman Joe in Cultivation World

Author: THIS_FATHER

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Chapter 1: CHAPTER 1- THE FIRST DAY

HAHA BITCHES!!!!!ME,YOUR FATHER IS BACK.

Dead Man Joe's first thought was like this after crawling his way out the hell, fighting and killing through 6 stages of DEMON DRAGON REINCARNATION, no Gunslinger in SANTIAGO could have imagined.After all, he was a 9000-shots verified Sharpshooter with a trigger finger only moving for kill.

Now, you must be thinking, what is DEMON DRAGON REINCARNATION.Don't ask ???After all only three kind of people know about it, one who passed the trials , the one who judged it and the one who proposed. If you are not any one of the above three, then FUCK YOU!!YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT.Don't give me the bullshit of being a reader.

This is all extra material , forget it!!Back to Joe!!!

"First of all I would visit my county, then Black Bow Salon, will meet with Grifford, my deputy , then visit FINE PEACHES, have a good exercise with Rola!!! (GIVING A DEVIL GRIN).Then I will….."

With spending almost Half-an hour on his plans, Joe Forgot the universal saying of Heavens always disposing of men's plan.Suddenly, he noticed himself and an Earthshaking shriek filled the sky!!!!!!!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!WHERE AM I???? WHAT IS WITH THIS BODY OF A SMELLING OF MILK TEENAGER.WHERE ARE MY MUSCLES????GODDAMNIT!!!!!

YAMAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YOU BAAASTAAAARDDD!!!!YOU TOLD ME I WILL REGAIN MY BODY.Atleast RETURN MY PISTOL BELT , YOU BLACK BULL RIDING* BITCHEART!!!!!".

Our DEAD MAN was just outside the cave where he awoke and found that he was on top of a peak exceeding 5000 metre, in a body of a some what frail, smooth-skinned silk wearing teen.

Suddenly, he heard another shout except him.

"TIANLONG, IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON DEATHSEEKING PEAK.DON't tell me, YOU CAME HERE FOR SUCIDING AFTER ELDERS FOUND YOU HAD A SPIRIT TOOL WHICH WAS OF NO USE."

A teen with silver hair, sharp nose, brown eyes with a sword on his tiger back, with height somewhat more than Joe, was striding closer to him.Joe was perplexed, what the hell has happened and who the fuck is TIANLONG.

Yep this idiot couldn't recognize that he was that person who this new person called off!!After all he had no memories of this person's past like all other Wuxia characters.

"Oye, who is TIANLONG?"

"YOU ARE"

"WHO ARE YOU"

"YOUR FATHER, you idiot"

"But how can it be, don't tell me People start fucking here when they are only 10 years old."

BAAAAAAAM!!!

A good punch smashed on Joe's head and he tumbled almost to his deathas he just stopped near the edge of mountain.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY DAD NAME YOU TIGER DRAGON ,WHEN YOU ARE A JACKASS.DON'T TELL ME YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE ROCK AND FORGET ABOUT YOUR BIG BRO SANGLONG."

"So, you are my Big Brother!!!"

"Yep"

"Then,what is Spirit tool?"

"What you have in your hand, this metal rod shaped toy!!!

"Don't call it toy!! This is my GUN""

"GOOD NAME, GOOD NAME. Let's Go. Warrior Academy is recruiting spirit novices.Atlest you will get a desk job."

Thinking something fishy, Joe went along with this boy, who called himself his big brother.

"You!!DID YOU BROUGHT FLYING TRAY"

"NO, WHAT IS IT??"

Shocked, SanLong screamed..

"THEN HOW THE HELL YOU CLIMBED UP HERE, YOU IDIIIOOOOT!!!!!!!??"


CREATORS' THOUGHTS
THIS_FATHER THIS_FATHER

I was Stuck with Idea like for 6 years,but did not had enough time to Go with it...Well! Now I have started, SO LETS ENJOY,SHALL WE!

And I may do some mistakes in Name Making so suggestions for Names of Characters are Always Welcome, and If u can Name Artifacts,That is also Awsome!

please visit my Original Site-deadmanjoe.wordpress.com,if u want to have a better view at my Original Idea...

See u at Next Chapter..

BTW! Lots of Cursing Here! I Hope it is funny!

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