Can I Please Have Some Pants? cipHSP

Bored, our MC decides to download a random game off the internet and is accidentally transported to a new world with a system! The only catch is that he's absolutely naked and in the middle of nowhere...

MC: ...
System: ...
MC: WHERE ARE MY OP CHEATS?!
System: ... Sorry, why don't you get some pants first? You should be ashamed of your size, hur hur.

This novel is just written for fun and will always be free.