Cheat System OP CSO

Got rejected by a girl?
Probably the girls fault cos she’s dumb!

Got bad grades in exam?
Stupid font, it got me confused!

Egg didn’t taste good?
Let me go have a word with the damn chicken!

The potion wasn’t good enough?
I’ll fire my assistant, that should fix this!

My room is a mess?
MOMMM!!!!!

Got killed by god?
...........Cool!