Grass in the Garden GITG

I
Kelvin Hay
the 5th son of a DISTINGUISHED line of farmers, woke up to discover that I became a single blade of grass in some INCOMPETENT farmer's backyard-

WAIT!!! Don't dump the fertilizer (a bucket of cow manure) ON TOP of that poor flower!

Ahem... As I was saying, the owner of this garden has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA about the BASICS of gardening and might I add that there isn't a fence nor any barriers set up against the vermin living in that nearby forest-

Oh dear, Oh Dear, OH DEAR
LORD ALMIGHTY RABBIT I beseech you not eat this poor soul who hadn't yet bore any seeds to spread my superior intellect to this GODFORSAKEN garden.

My dear system please save this lowly one from this predicament-oh nevermind, you're useless.

*sigh

I suppose I'll just have to rely on my BRILLIANT mind to survive in this ACCURSED environment. I'll make my family proud!