Hey, Kid! (TAGALOG)

"Hey, kid!" Sigaw ni Dice.

"BAKIT. PO. SIR?" sagot ko naman.

"Don't call me 'Sir', wala tayo sa school." Utos niya.

"HMP." pagsusungit ko.

"Ano na naman bang problema mo?" - Dice

"WALA."

"E bakit ang sungit mo na naman? Don't tell me it's because of that time of the month again?"

"..."

"Ugh. You're making me crazy."

"..."

"Just fvcking tell me already!"

"You!"

"What you?!"

"You are my problem, Sir!"

"Didn't I told you not to call me Sir? Aside from that, we're only seven years apart! At bakit naman ako ang pinoproblema mo ha?"

"How about you? bakit mo ko tinatawag na kid? Im not a kid anymore!"

Bigla niya akong hinila papalapit sa kaniya pero pumalag ako.

"Bakit mo ko hinahawakan, pervert!" Sigaw ko, dahilan para magtinginan ang mga tao sa paligid namin.

"Bakit, nakalimutan mo na ba?" He asked. Inilapit niya ang sarili niya sa 'kin.

"YOU'RE MY WIFE." He whispered.

Yes. This guy here, is my stupid husband.

Akala ba niya ginusto ko din 'to?! Just- just, what am I gonna do with this stupid arranged marriage?!