I’m Just A Flower Vase [BL]

Gu Musheng did not understand what had happened.

One moment he was blankly watching a k-drama and the next thing he woke up with people frozen around him. An entity that called itself System 644 had told him that he was the randomly chosen, super lucky lottery winner and as such was given (read: forcefully- this! Is! Kidnapping!) an easy job and a high-ranking system.

“Just stand there and look pretty” so the entity told him.

In other words, he was to be a vase, a pretty pretty flower vase.

This was something he could do, no problem. Gu Musheng nodded. The system also promised benefits like little golden fingers to make life easier and overall just a very very very (important things must be repeated thrice) smooth fulfilling life as a vase.

But... why won’t the people around him, just. Let. Him. Be. A. Vase??????! QAQ

Female lead please don’t drag me into your love life!

Male lead I’m telling you, I have no redeeming qualities! I’m an ordinary pretty person just meant to beautify the background!

I ! Am ! Just ! A ! Vase !

And you random bystander X, don’t randomly upgrade into a villain and aim for world domination!

Ahhhhhh this one will become a broken vase soon! (Read: IM FRICKEN GONNA REBEL!)

Gu Musheng: System... didn’t you tell me to just stand there and look pretty? Look, look, I’m not to blame! QAQ

System 644: ... ORZ it’s not your fault ah.