I woke up on a very fine bed. It felt very comfortable. But my lips stinged a bit. I sat up to see a white floral room with nice queen size bed. Beats my single bed. I saw the clock say 10:00am.
Oh no . Dad .he is waiting for me . Why do I wake late every time I am near him.
I made the bed. Went to the door and found a bathroom. Strange. I went to the mirror washed my face and patted my hair. I still look good despite my burst lip. i used some mouth wash then stalked out of the room.
I saw the stair case. I made a dash for it . As I was about to run down the stairs ,strong hands captured me around the waist and lifted me up in a full circle so I was away from the stairs .
It was Shawn . Looking radiant as ever with grey eyes glinting amusement.
"Mr Stone. Unhand me this moment."I huffed.
He pulled my back to his chest and said "Or what?".he asked.
I turned and pushed him away. His hands flailed in the air as he struggled not to fall down the stairs. I gasped and pulled the lapels of his suit towards me until he was steady . I laid my head on his chest . Breathing a sigh of relief.
"Good morning".I heard an amused elderly male voice. I stepped back from Shawn and said to him"You idiot my parents are going to kill me. I stayed out too long"I whined.
"What are you talking about you have no curfew. Your dad told me he told you so."He smirked.
"I have to take the truck home". I said working to walk around his as he continued blocking me.
"I already did that".I smiled.
"I have to feed my cat".I said.
"You don't have a cat. Please is it so terrible to sit down with me and have breakfast or lunch for the celebration of our third anniversary?".he asked looking me in the eyes.
I sighed",My father invited you to dinner."I said.
"So that is a yes ?".he asked.
"Fine!". I said throwing up my hands.
He looked at me and said",Believe me I won't waste your time."He said .
I turned to look at his parents. They were tall and supermodel like. I felt intimidated.
They chuckled a little.
"Hello sweetheart. I am Lorna ,your mother in law. And I apologise for scaring you yesterday".she said.
"Ow,I understand. I am glad at least someone knows that I am the rightful wife".I said smiling. She hugged me.
"Hello . I am Trevor your father in law".he said .
"Yes . Now lets get some food into you Mrs Stone".He said.
"You are enjoying this aren't you ?"
"Every second of it."he put his hand over my shoulder and walked me down the stairs.
I wont lie. It felt good.
On the dinner table I saw an array of different difficult cutlery. With bacon ,eggs and salad . I poured myself some salad. Then some eggs and bacon and eggs.
I started to eat . I saw Shawn looking at me strangely.
"Do you usually eat like that ?",he asked referring to my plate.
I huffed childishly.
"Why . Did you think I am like your supermodels who eat food the size of a tooth pick and then drink drugs to help them vomit? I am not insecure. I eat a lot. I do not want to be obese or bulimic or anorexic. As a nurse I am at the liberty to tell you a full breakfast is important. And to ease your conscious my BMI is around 20. So dont come between me and my food."I said looking at him angrily.
"Then where does it all go. You have such a small body I though you ate rabbit sized rabbit food?".he said.
I raised my eyebrows.
"Don't you know a woman's size is very personal . Mr Stone."I glared.
He raised his hands.
"Forgive . You look good. Keep on eating the way you like."he laughed.
"Thank you".I said and continued eating.
He just stared at me and smiled while I stuffed my face with food. His parents looked at me like I was an adorable baby.
"wow. Its like you two have been married for years. An old married couple".Lorna said.
"We are an old married couple."me and Mr Stone exclaimed at the same time.
Lorna and Trevor burst out laughing .
Shawn looked a little nervous and had a tinge of red on his face. He looked so vulnerable and young.
I couldn't resist what I did next.
"You are sô cute when you blush. It is adorable".I pinched his cheek.
His parents watched in anticipation.
He narrowed his eyes and caught my wrist.
"I am not cute. I am a man. I am gorgeous ,sexy and the epitome of male perfection . Tall and dark with a deep voice and dark aura. Look at me
I am Adonis or Apollo or napoleon reincarnate. And you ow fair damsel are Hera . Your job is to kill all females that ogle at my maleness ness. So these muscles are not cute. And for you all is at your diaposal".He finished his speech with one foot on the dining chair the other on the table and he kissed my hair.
I pulled it away and resisted the urge to wipe it off wirh my tongue. Eww. That equals sharing saliva which equals kiss.
Why does that sound appealing.
I stood up and crossed my hands looking up at him.
"You are full of yourself Mr Stone . And by the way Apollo did not marry his step mother. And napoleon is actually an ugly French shawty. You are not good at French. And you are not the epitome of male perfection you are just cliché type of guy ,preying on innocent naive geeky nerdy virgin mary's who are insecure and feel happy that for once some one hot acknowledged them. Before their dumped broken and divirginised sometimes pregnant or with diseases for they are too scared to ask for protection for fear of being dumped. I meet all of them at the clinic. And I intend to give them the Talk advanced 101. I want secure fat ladies with braces and pig tails. I call it the pig tails revolution
Believe me when I say this Mr Stone ,If I was not hammered. I would've said no. But I also know that a drunken men's words are thoughts of a sober heart. I don't like jocks. Egotistical maniacs. My form of perfection in males I only see him in my dreams . He is ugly . More than the beast and the hunchback of notrèdamme but he has a gentle considerate kind soul."I smiled at him.
He stared for about few more minutes.
"Can you repeat the last part to me,I cannot seem to remember".he said .
"I meant I do not care about looks . Only the heart. I was or am going into celebation unless you convince me not to divorce by the crook of twelve on the eve of our fourth anniversary . You have a year. Then I divorce and go be a nun."I said .
"Wait be a nun that is of you are still virgin by then?".he realised then snapped.
"Maybe you could be pregnant by then".he whined.
"OW MY GOD. OW FUDGENUGGETS .OW MEATBALLS OM A SKEWIER THAT IS DISGUSTING GET YOUR MIND OF THE GUTTER. OW MY GOD !". I panicked.
"You . Forget about that. You won't make it. Another clause ,no girls in between. No one stands or anything. And I remain with my virtue so I can be sister Virgin Mrs Candice Stone".I said proudly.
"You said Mrs Stone. You will leave me for him?"He pointed up with an accusing finger.
I pointed him with a finger
"How dare you accuse Jesus the man I love with all my heart and all my soul. Have you no shred of decency!".
"My love ,your love everyone's love. I get it everyone loves the dude. Back to the deal at hand. If I bewitch you with my looks and marinate you for a year maybe make you pregnant you'll stay."he held our his hand.
"Yes. That is as if you could get me to lose my virtue".
We shook hands .
"Ow you will be a very willing participant".he whispered this sentence.
I smirked",I highly doubt it". I whispered back.
And that is how me and my husband that met and married in Vegas decided to work on our marriage.
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