My Brother’s Gay

I set them up. I made them a couple. So why am I the one suffering now?

"You didn't sleep in your room?"-bro

"Well you guys were so drunk you went in my room and I am no way in hell will want to see what you guys did in there,"-me

"we didn't do anything!"-bro

"SAY THAT TO MY BEDSHEETS! That you two are going to wash 3 times by the way,unless you want to buy me a new bed set which I dont mind,"

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"If I see you guys in each other's arms one more time I'm going to throw you two out of the house"-me

"why don't you get a boyfriend?"-bro bf

"THATS IT OUT YOU TWO OUTTTT"