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Chapter 18: Dickhead

[Status Window]

[User Profile]

Name: Ayo-Eniola

Status: Pseudo-god(of laziness)

Level: 006

Class: nil

HP: 1,500/1,500

AP(Aura Points): 10/10

MP: 0

[User stat]

> Strength: 13

> Stamina: 17

> Agility: 15

> Mental Fortitude: 1078

> Reflexes: 20

[User Skills(passive)]

> Appraisal(C)lv.2

> Hp recovery(D)lv.3

[User Skills(actives)]

> Dragon Power(B)lv.1

[User Skills(Status)]

> nil.

[User Skills(Class)]

> User does not have a class

Ayo found himself in a unique status window after his recent encounter with Biyi Adebeshin and the subsequent nap under the oak tree. He couldn't help but notice the changes, particularly the addition of "Pseudo-god(of laziness)" to his status.

"Eh, what is copied and upgraded data? And I'm a pseudo-god?" Ayo questioned, trying to make sense of the new information.

[Menu for User Exclusive Copy and Upgrade Skill]

[Yes... Information regarding Used Status is Locked]

"Ok wow, how did I miss it? Almost everything about the system has changed." Ayo mused while enjoying a bag of plantain chips.

He then noticed the quest he had received:

[Quest]

> Sleep for 12 hours (3/12)

> Quest rewards: +1 skill (active) card, +1 skill (status) card, +1 level.

> Quest failure: 20 minutes on the first floor of the abyss.

"Wait a minute, I missed this too, skill card? This is the first time I'm seeing..."

[Taking advantage of quest completion, I can randomly grant user skills since I now have total control over the online store]

"So there's no need for points anymore?"

[Affirmative]

[But skill granting is random and limited to user level and status]

"Hmm..." Ayo leaned his head on his hand, deep in thought.

'It is getting harder to sleep knowing all this excitement is here to explore. Back in the day, I didn't even use to take time to sleep for four hours and laze around under some tree.'

Suddenly, the idea of a tree sparked his interest. He remembered Shola mentioning that they would be discharged soon from the hospital, and he decided to search for a large tree to nap under.

[Not advised]

"Don't remember asking for your opinion," Ayo muttered in response to Phanes, who seemed concerned about his quest for a tree. He grabbed a blanket and went off in search of a suitable tree.

As he roamed the hospital's surroundings, he finally found a promising oak tree. However, when he approached it, he noticed a man in white clothing talking to someone lying on the grass beneath the tree. Ayo decided to walk closer.

"What business do you have here?" a guard demanded when Ayo approached.

"Nothing, I just want to sleep," Ayo replied, flaunting his blanket.

"Find another spot," the guard ordered.

Ayo insisted on staying and found himself pinned to the ground as the guard used force to remove him. Ayo, however, was unfazed.

[You have received 15 damages]

[Damages have been absorbed and nullified by Aura body]

Ayo quickly realized that his Aura body allowed him to withstand the impact without injury.

The guard was surprised by Ayo's resilience, 'How is he able to get up so fast... with that slim body, his back should be very much broken right now.'

Ayo couldn't help but chuckle. "I even thought you were a comedian for a minute."

Eventually, Ayo managed to secure a spot under the oak tree and fell asleep peacefully.

"My name is Biyi—

~snore~

~snore~

~snore~

Ayo was sound asleep and didn't hear the rest of Biyi's sentence.

Later, a group of hooligans approached Ayo while he slept under the oak tree. They had malicious intentions and attempted to wake him up by slapping him. Ayo remained in deep slumber until they administered the last slap, which finally startled him awake.

"What the hell?!!" Ayo shouted, rubbing his reddened and bruised cheek. He was clearly irritated by their actions.

[Emergency Quest created]

> Defeat the group of four hooligans and their boss

> Quest Reward: +3 stat points, +1000 exp points.

> Quest Failure: Serious Injury, 45 minutes in the abyss, possibly death.

Ayo found himself facing a sudden and unexpected challenge.


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Story pace from this point has been reformed and will pick up.

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