After Noah's much-awaited ascension, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau.
He has to transmigrate into different worlds, using an identity of some unfortunate soon-to-be-dead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted. Oh, and hopefully in the process of living happily ever after, he'd also get to accidentally complete some secret mission they refused to tell him about.
...Ok, sure, there are a few small kinks here and there... like terrorist attacks, murder plots, zombie apocalypses, hostile alien invasions, and the like... but one should always look at the bright side!
Noah: "...Blackie, is it just me, or is this good brother-in-law of mine looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a juicy piece of meat?" (°△°|||)
Black: "How would you know how a hungry wolf looks like? Have you ever seen one?"
Noah: "What? No! But…!" ( ꒪Д꒪)
Black: "Exactly. Don't worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline." (¬‿¬)
Noah: "…are you sure that's what's really going on here?"
Black: "Absolutely!" (≖‿≖)
Noah: "Blackie! Blackie! His-his-his little brother is poking me in the ass!!" QAQ
Black: "What are you making such a big fuss about? It's just morning wood."
Noah: "Why am I making such a big fuss?!? He just took it out of his pants!!!" щ（ﾟДﾟщ）
Black: "So? How is he supposed to take care of it if he doesn't take it out?"
Noah: "I don't know, but definitely not like this!!!" QAQ
Black: "Relax! Bros often help each other out with these kinds of things."
Noah: "What do you have to say now?!? It's normal for good bros to want to shove their thing up your ass?!?" (ꐦ °Д°)
Black: "Yes… if they are bent… and in love with you… like this one…"
Noah: "…" ಠ_ಠ
Noah: "Oh god, he is putting it in!!!! Blackie! Help!!!" QAQ
Black: "Don't panic. Relax and follow my instructions."
Noah: "Ok, ok, speak! Hurry!"
Black: "You've got this. Breath in, breath out. Relax your muscles…"
Noah: "How is this helping??" ( ꒪Д꒪)
Black: "It'll hurt less that way." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Noah: "…Whose system are you, mine or his?!?"
-- Many, many missions later --
Noah: "This secret mission that you can't tell me about… it can't possibly be to get fucked by the the least appropriate target?!" ಠ_ಠ
Black: "Of-of course not! Ho-how could that possibly be, eh?" (; ﾟ 3ﾟ )~
ML: Right, right, that's just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ
* SSC has long arcs. Each world is a fully-fledged novel on its own, which means that technically transmigrations aren't "quick".
* Don't let the summary (or the cover) fool you! While SSC does have an occasional explicit smut, it is primarily a fluffy and hilarious romance!
* Pairings are one-on-one and taboo-ish. (E.g. hired assassin and his target, monster tamer and his tamed beast, master and disciple, siblings, brothers-in-law, etc.)
* More info in the info chapter
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