The Lifegivers TL

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems.
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex.
Being an alien is also sucks.