The Truth of the Universe ToU

NOTE: THIS IS FICTION.

Lord God was besieged at Eternium, the capital space of the central area of the Eternal Realm. It was all thanks to the Eternal War at the Eternal Realm, a place where everyone always existed, and at the same time, never existed.
God was able to escape with the remaining Spirits from his army by riding a translucent spirit cloud.
Satan, God's most loyal army general implored.
"God, we need to replenish our soldiers. We need to recruit more warriors in the nearest Material Realm, so we can teach those scrubs a lesson!"
"While escaping, I also noticed a large number of low ranking spirits joining the flock. There's a good chance that there are spies among the common spirits."
God looked around.
The remaining angels appeared exhausted and were not fit enough to undergo another battle. Most of them were starting to dim out and barely hanging with there last threads of spiritual energy.
"We'll rest for now." God said. "I'll make a place of recovery for everyone.
"Everyone will automatically come back after some time. So, be sure to gather enough spiritual reserves and get back into your best shapes."
"If any problem occurs, just call my name and I'll send some blessing on your way."