Welcome to Withering Heights.
Being the smallest town in the whole state, we very much enjoy your stay and your company.
We have an easy to follow schedule that you must take under consideration for as long as you stay in our humble home. If you do not follow the schedule, you will be punished for your disobedient and lacking behavior.
Sunday - Go to church and be happy
Monday - Go to work and be happy
Tuesday - Go to work and be happy
Wednesday - Go to work and be happy
Thursday - Go to work and be happy
Friday - Stay with family and be happy
Saturday - Stay with family and be happy
Remember, Withering Heights is all about being happy, even in the worst of times.
Greet your neighbor with a smile, go to work with a smile, go to church with a smile, play with your family with a smile, and, whatever you do, do not go outside after midnight.
Thank you for respecting our orders and for living here in Withering Heights. We wish you the best!
-Gideon Gloom, Mayor of Withering Heights.