“Subject Z has lived in the Gray Room for a long time. Longer than most as the White Coats would take away people from their rooms and they would sometimes leave the place. It was like that until the Funny Smelling People came.”
“They came in by a CRASH and the White Coats were unhappy. Big Hands broke my room and made me upset, so I wanted to hit Big Hands, but Long Hair screamed when they saw me and pushed me.”
“There was a FLASH! And a BOOM! I found I was in loud bright place with a lot of metal.”
Babbled Subject Z as she happily finished telling how from her she got from her homeland to where they are now.
Her child: “???”
Funny Smelling People: “We were destroying a research facility!”
Her future spouse: “Hands off my waifu!”