Kapitel 4: Cheesened Poise
So, remember when in chapter I (Roman numerals because I'm sophisticated obviously) when John Bibben said Oswald and exploded into a million pizzas? He didn't actually die. Why? Reasons.
He actually teleported to Algorithm Jeff's domain (domain used because obviously sophistication again).
"So, Karl, how are we going to fight against Omniam?"
"Wait, I thought you had a plan?"
"No, that's why I sent you to meet Engels."
You might be thinking, "Wait, isn't John Bibben actually John Bibben?" No. That was a lie. John Bibben is John Bibben. John Bibben is another alternate identity. Bibben is a mercenary employed by Algorithm Jeff.
"Let's get the Psych Ward gang!"
"No John, they wouldn't be able to help us. They're in the Psych Ward. The only one who's getting them out of there is Johnny Cheddar."
"Cheese! Cheese!" Johnny cheddar screamed as he came across an unlimited supply of Brie.
"Cheese! Brie cheese! I love cheese! Cheese!" Johnny began to mix the Brie with some Red Leicester that he found because of a plot convenience store reason.
"Cheese! Cheese mixture! Cheese! Cheese!"Johnny found some Camembert nearby and decided to mix it.
"Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!" He ate all of the cheese. "Oh no! Cheese is poison!" He said as he realised the Camembert was poisoned!
"How are we gonna get out of here?" Professor said.
"I do not know. Maybe we should headbutt the pillows!" Liam the Great said.
The gang decided to headbutt one specific pillow. This continued for 86 years, probably.
"Yes! We did it! The pillow is finally loose!" They all shouted. "Wait what's happening?"
The pillow instantly regenerated. The Communism might be able to solve this. I hope they don't.
Johnny Cheddar lay on the floor, passed out from his cheese consumption. He woke up. He put his hand in a sort of nozzle shape.
"Cheese? I cheese that's cheese! Cheese!" He ate the cheese that mysteriously appeared. He made more cheese. And more. And more. He made so much cheese that he passed out again. He woke up and repeated it.
"I have to tell pizza man about this!"
"Pizza man! I can make cheese!" Johnny Cheddar said as he ran toward Pizzongury Pizzasaurus while creating cheese with his hands.
"Well, Johnathan, that certainly does seem to be quite an exquisite ability. You must consider the sheer possibilities of the extent of your capabilities. This can make this ideology so great. We can give cheese to everyone!" Pizzongury Pizzasaurus said, while thinking of many more possibilities.
"Cheese stairs!"
"Maybe, you could create cheese behind you to boost you wherever you want. Give it a try!"
"Cheese!" He shouted as he boosted himself to Mars with cheese.
"Wow! Johnathan Cheesyboy wait for me!"
"Where the cheese should I go?"
"I think you should go to the psych ward."
Wöchentlicher Energiestatus
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Rangliste 
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Stein