I mean this dude just shoved Jesus into a virgin woman's womb.
"Oh, yes... why didn't I think of that... I am turning old I guess... okay, let's do this, I'll set a predetermined identity variable for you. Whenever you go to a new world you will have the identity related to those variables. Don't worry, your identity will be incorporated into that world thoroughly. After all, time and space is my bitch so it's super easy for me to do." God started mumbling once again.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
weird fetish.
"Haha... stop calling me god... Trillions of them call me that. You are special... call me father or papa or old man" God said cheekily.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
Dormama?
Of course, all this was thanks to Dormammu, his foster mother across the world.
Movies · DarkShadow95
who talks like that?
"Oh, I will tell you what's going on here," I turned toward her, "These guys here think they can have some fun with me. Protect me as if I am their chick. I was like what the hell man, get away from me! I don't swing that way. I mean, come on teach, I am trying to concentrate here, but these perverts... I think I will contact the disciplinary committee and take this matter to social media too!"
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
whose aunt may is this? I keep imagining the first old from the movie
I want to grab her waist and bang her from behind. Damn! This is a very enticing sight. Wait? Isn't this scene kinda...
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
what is this hentai like setting?
WOW! She is on her fours, trying to do something with the washing machine. Her sexy butt is sticking out, showing its curvature through the morning gown she wore. I couldn't help but stare at her butt for a few seconds before approaching her. She is a real beauty. Too bad she is my aunt... Wait a minute! She is Peter's aunt and I am just another soul inhabiting Peter's body... Then that means she is not technically my aunt... I could make a move on her.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
yes, although glands were cooler. shooters are good to it's customizable
Well, time to get some facts straight. First: get spider power, second: take revenge on the bullies, third: steal Liz from Flash, fourth: master my power and become a selfish hero who will prioritize his own happiness first, fifth: create different custom web shooters and gadgets, sixth: confront that father of mine and dig up info on the group responsible for my death, seventh: kill those motherfucker responsible for my death, eighth: get rich, ninth: get girls, tenth: a happy life with a big harem and maybe join Avengers and go after Carol and Susan.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
oh man, is JJJ right this time around?
So many girls love Peter Parker. Humm... Now that I think of it... Dang! This lucky bastard! I still remember that comic scene where he and Carol planned a date, but the guy was so broke that Carol took him out on a date instead and paid for everything. Talk about being a loser! What's the point of sacrificing everything and living up to others' expectations when you can't enjoy a good and happy life?
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
this time, JJJ might be right.
So many girls love Peter Parker. Humm... Now that I think of it... Dang! This lucky bastard! I still remember that comic scene where he and Carol planned a date, but the guy was so broke that Carol took him out on a date instead and paid for everything. Talk about being a loser! What's the point of sacrificing everything and living up to others' expectations when you can't enjoy a good and happy life?
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
back to back
As a two-time reincarnator from 'Original Earth' I know more or less everything about her and the others. I know how she will blow her relationship with Flash due to her crush on Spider-Man in the future, and then she slowly falls for Peter, but at that point, he loses interest in her and starts dating Betty Brant. Man, this is going to be interesting...
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
the other peter who he replaced?
As far as I can recall, Peter has a crush on her, but she is Flash's girlfriend and thinks Peter is a loser. She even ridicules him daily alongside the others. What a bitch! She won't see me coming for her, no.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
guess what, she is not your cousin anymore
Wait!!! Late-night pizza! I remember that night when my cousin Jena came for a visit and we were watching a horror movie at night and Dad ordered pizza that night. I don't remember the exact date, but it might have been around this month.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
that's degenerate move.
As for our financial situation, well, it isn't that good. We have a small apartment, and I am working at a newsstand, delivering newspapers, and working part-time at a Pizza Joint to help May with some financial support. She often refuses to take money from me, but I insist on helping her as much as I can.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
is this that manga where dude was set on fire and the fire doesn't burn and he has an a regeneration power? then dude became Ghost rider?
"Subject 0x has exceeded every record we set for him. It has shown 0 signs of deterioration to drug R7-0x1. Immune to all types of infections, viruses, bacteria... Just think of any type of diseases you can imagine and he will resist them," Doctor Jones replied, walking toward me before pressing his finger against my cheek. "R7-0x1 is a combination of Earth's most deadly diseases... Yet Subject 0x lives... His regeneration capabilities are even thousand... No, a million times greater than that of Logan, yet there are no signs of X-Genes in his body."
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
welp if I'm brought to DC or Marvel world as I'am I know I'm done for. that's without op cheat like abilities.
God dammit! Why the fuck do I have to pay the price of their fight? Just why did a stupid battle like this have to go down and wreck an entire section of a shopping center?! Fuck! Paralysis... What the fuck do I do now...? What if there is no cure? What if I will have to live the rest of my life like this? I clenched my fist in anger.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
nah that's actually believable, once you see brook. an actual skeleton who is alive because of his devil fruit.
Dragon didn't really buy it, but he didn't really care to ask the Emperor and verify it. He knew who Enel was currently, and he knew that he was technically their defacto leader at that point.
Anime & Comics · VeganMaster
or they could have just try to go under water, like what WB did in the war.
This time, they would all travel in one large convoy, so they would certainly get noticed if they flew above any large islands.
Anime & Comics · VeganMaster
dudes gonna love that game.
Under normal circumstances, Kaido would either quickly try to take that person and make them join his crew. Probably make them work in the mines till their wills broke and then recruit them.
Anime & Comics · VeganMaster
don't worry kaido you are not the only dragon who tasted Garps Bonk.
The Dragon, so confident in his defences couldn't help but feel his cheek cave in as that fist made contact with his face. He felt his teeth cracking, his fangs breaking off completely as the punch knocked his jaw loose and sent him flying away from the Sky Islands.
Anime & Comics · VeganMaster
that's some wild west bs right there 😆
The third man retracted his hand holding the gun, bringing it close to his mouth and lightly blowing away the lingering smoke.
I Am in Marvel with Unlimited Cards
Movies · DarkShadow95